For example:
This towel doesn’t account for something like 90% of your body surface x)
Yes. People have a very disturbed picture of hygiene of their body in general. The genitals are one of the cleanest things on your body, by far - after a good scrubbing under the shower they get put into a (idealy) freshly washed piece of underwear, until the next shower. Your hands, hands, mouth, face, feet and legs touch so much stuff constantly. Phone screens are the dirtiest surface in your whole aplt, probably. Yet you’d rather lick that than eat a nice ass.
I’m gonna guess you don’t live in a hot country.
The genitals are one of the cleanest things on your body, by far…
I don’t know if I’d go that far. It’s not very open to the air (bacterial and fungal dream) and the anus is like right there. After a long sweaty day, shit migrates.
But I don’t get the fear when using a towel immediately after a shower.
Your hands, hands, mouth, face, feet and legs touch so much stuff constantly.
You think my hands touch more than my dick? Pssshhhh!!! Yeah, ok. Shows what YOU know! Here, hold this…it’s my dick.
You are so wrong about my ass eating priorities
Username checks out thoroughly.
🫡
Let me know when my phone starts generating shit, so I can promptly light it on fire. Until then, I’ll be over here making out with it. Come here baby, give me some of that nasty 5G wavelengths. Oh yeah, that always gets me going~ a little tongue in the USB port and 💦
Signed, a gay dude who is basically oral-only because of experiences.
Asshole is not clean dude. You fart, if you’re smelling it that is literally poop particles you’re smelling. Your butthole is not clean. Everything else sure.
Yes and no.
What you are actually smelling are mercaptans, specifically methyl mercaptan (aka methanethiol), hydrogen sulfide, and a few other organic compounds.
They are particles that came out of your ass. It’s not like you just magically smell fart when someone rips without something traveling from their butthole to your nose.
WTF at a face butt towel… then again who us our president?
You’re drunk.
I like you.
But you’re drunk.
Given we learned way too many men think it’s gay to wipe your butt after popping
I very much doubt they’re washing their ass either
We did? I thought it was like one social media post meme floating around.
This is unfortunately is a very real thing you can encounter while just dating random dudes
If it was fake so many women wouldn’t have personal experience with this
Like I said I’ve only ever seen the meme mention this. You’re the first person I’ve ever seen say this directly.
But if that’s your experience, that’s your experience. Im still trying to get used to the idea that some people apply bars of soap directly to their body instead of making a lather.
As a former massage therapist (not “masseuse”)… I’ve encountered dozens of men who would show up with a dirty ass. Skid marks when they get up off the table. WTF. Got expensive throwing sheets out.
Lmao wtaf
Besides myself I’ve met plenty of women who dated or were still dating men who don’t wipe their ass. It ranges from not wiping at all to barely wiping
And no, none of them had good high fiber diets or I wouldn’t have heard the stories to begin with
Wait…I’m a guy. I wipe my ass. Am I supposed to be not wiping my ass? Is that a womens thing? Like crying at movies and drinking tasty mixed drinks, uh, I mean fruity mixed drinks?
Ok. Fine. I’ll stop wiping. Maybe that’s why I’m single. Women think I’m gay because my pants lack brown streaks.
I’m sorry if the verified behavior of other men has triggered you
Get well soon
I make the lather with the bar of soap. I rub it on me until I get the lather going. Then I stick the bar inside my butthole until I get a lather in there.
I poop bubbles, bitch!
…there is no way thats good for the mucus membrane in your anus…
“I’d rather have an itchy asshole, skid marks, and a smelly ass than BE GAY, that’s worse than any of those things!!” and then they wonder why they’re single 90% of the time and if they ever get a woman it’s from an arranged marriage.
after popping
Gotta pop it out
Popp
Pepp
It’s obviously not gay to wipe your butt but every time you poop is excessive. Unless you have some kind of GI issues, once every ten poops is plenty. Anything more than that is just wasteful
Welcome to Lemmy, Ken M. You’ve been missed.
I hate that I actually can’t tell if this is a joke
That’s why I have a poop counter so I can keep track
Sounds over-engineered, unless your “poop counter” is nine brown smears on the toilet lid.
I make those smears with the poop knife
What?
What.
There is ALWAYS residue, you nasty little bugger, the amount just depends of how much your body absorbed the water from the poop before. Sometimes I have shits that require me to wipe a dozen times or more.
That is some quality mild trolling, the best kind
I’m still not sure I believe in those people. Sounds made up.
Wait… Wat?
I didn’t get that memo.
weak, I wipe my ass during popping
This user don’t let shit bother them
Why not just start drying top to bottom, and completely avoid the need for the labels?
This helps only if you wash your towel after each shower.
People switch towels after every shower?
I’ve heard of people taking multiple showers a day, but not switching towels after each shower.
If you’re a hairy man living in a humid climate, this can be necessary. We’re entering the rainy season now and I’ve been cycling two towels for a few weeks already. One might be used only for sponging sweat, with no need for a shower
I don’t care that it’s completely freshly clean; a butt is still a butt and has butt germs and I would rather not think about it. I’m gonna do laundry anyway, it’s easier that way.
You’re gonna do a lot more laundry if you wash that many towels.
Eh, I have enough to do towels two-three times a month. I’m okay with that tradeoff.
Nah, it forgot by the time it is dry.
…Do people not wash towels after each shower?
Not where I live. I am clean, the towel is clean, and it has a lot of open space to air dry between showers. Wash every 3 or 4 showers just in case the house is more humid than I think to avoid the possibility of mildew if the towel gets bunched up.
When I travel sometimes it is every time if the location is really humid since air drying there doesn’t work very well and they frequently have hooks that don’t let the towel spread out.
You wash a towel after each use? Do you also wash your pants daily? What a waste of resources.
Edit: Trousers for the smug Brit about to reply.
Do you also wash your pants daily? What a waste of resources.
You don’t have to? What a life of leisure.
I do wash my pants after each wear, if that’s what you mean. Not jeans, because denim breathes, but like khakis and stuff. All of these stretchy clothes with artificial fabrics get real nasty after a single wear.
Edit: Should also add that I at least won’t be the smug Brit that replies because I used the word “khakis” instead of chinos.
No… that would be insane. Do you wash hand towels after washing your hands each time? Both things are incredibly wasteful and completely unnecessary.
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I mostly let my hands air dry when I wash them, just shake 'em out real good and it only takes a few seconds.
Certain parts like your feet can have fungus diseases, even if not visible. They do not simply wash off and you don’t want transferring those to your face or other parts.
A single towel is fine if you just had a shower, just dry yourself top to bottom and wash the towel.
But if you’re only washing your feet you don’t want to use the same towel that you will use to wipe your face.
Anyway, that’s what I was taught.
Would women find me more handsome if I had an athlete’s face?
Depends whether you get the Ronaldo foot fungus or the Rooney kind.
Translation into American: the Tom Brady paw gunk or the Larry Bird stuff.
They’d think you’re a fun guy.
Wash cloths exist for a reason.
My routine:
- Quick rinse of everything with just the hot shower water
- Hair shampoo and face wash
- Conditioner so that it can sit until final rinse
- Phase 1 pass of rear with body wash using just my bare hands, washing hands afterwards
- Loofa with body wash over everything aside from face and hair, this includes phase 2 of the rear. Really can go to town back there since phase 1 has been completed
- Final rinse
Conditioner?
Man the fuck up.Beating off not numbered?
You just maintain. Are you new to the gooning scene or something? Shower is like your rest time.
Smart to put the Butt label on the brown half.
And when you can’t read “Butt” anymore it’s time to wash the towel
Brooklyn 99, the one grey towel:
It’s a joke. I guess someone needed to tell you but: It’s a joke.
Just wash them everytime
Just make sure you don’t use the butt soap.
