Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 1 hour agoA cavity search is when someone roots around in your canalmessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down11
arrow-up116arrow-down1message-squareA cavity search is when someone roots around in your canalDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 1 hour agomessage-square2fedilink
bzIlsn8Fxi@lemmy.world · edit-23 hours agoi enjoy using drugs everyday and that will never, ever changeplus-squarelemmy.worldimagemessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up1128arrow-down120
arrow-up1108arrow-down1imagei enjoy using drugs everyday and that will never, ever changeplus-squarelemmy.worldbzIlsn8Fxi@lemmy.world · edit-23 hours agomessage-square45fedilink
Curious Canid@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 day agoHistorians never talk about the "good old days".message-squaremessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1145arrow-down13
arrow-up1142arrow-down1message-squareHistorians never talk about the "good old days".Curious Canid@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square26fedilink
a_person@piefed.socialEnglish · 2 days agoThe aws outage is so funny, I can see which companies are amazon scums.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square89fedilinkarrow-up1327arrow-down141
arrow-up1286arrow-down1message-squareThe aws outage is so funny, I can see which companies are amazon scums.plus-squarea_person@piefed.socialEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square89fedilink
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 1 day agoPerformative vegetables: veggies you pack in your kids lunch even though you know they won't eat themplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1156arrow-down14
arrow-up1152arrow-down1message-squarePerformative vegetables: veggies you pack in your kids lunch even though you know they won't eat themplus-squarePeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 1 day agomessage-square20fedilink
affenlehrer@feddit.org · 22 hours agoDo xenomorphs, if prepared correctly, taste like shrimp?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1105arrow-down14
arrow-up1101arrow-down1message-squareDo xenomorphs, if prepared correctly, taste like shrimp?plus-squareaffenlehrer@feddit.org · 22 hours agomessage-square16fedilink
Grimreaper@sopuli.xyz · 17 hours agoUncle Ben should be alive in further adaptions in Spider-Manplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down127
arrow-up1-21arrow-down1message-squareUncle Ben should be alive in further adaptions in Spider-Manplus-squareGrimreaper@sopuli.xyz · 17 hours agomessage-square10fedilink
fixmycode@feddit.cl · 2 days agoNobody has ever lit a cigarette because of happiness. Smoking is a anxiety-coping mechanism.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up176arrow-down148
arrow-up128arrow-down1message-squareNobody has ever lit a cigarette because of happiness. Smoking is a anxiety-coping mechanism.plus-squarefixmycode@feddit.cl · 2 days agomessage-square36fedilink
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · edit-23 days agoThe C programming language is like debating a philosopher and Python is like debating someone who ate an edibleplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square130fedilinkarrow-up1227arrow-down146
arrow-up1181arrow-down1message-squareThe C programming language is like debating a philosopher and Python is like debating someone who ate an edibleplus-squareQuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · edit-23 days agomessage-square130fedilink
Fleur_@aussie.zone · 3 days agoWhy the fuck does it cost money to get smarter??plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square243fedilinkarrow-up1403arrow-down140
arrow-up1363arrow-down1message-squareWhy the fuck does it cost money to get smarter??plus-squareFleur_@aussie.zone · 3 days agomessage-square243fedilink
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agoMost of us are the bottom row to the billionaire's pyramid scheme.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1203arrow-down13
arrow-up1200arrow-down1message-squareMost of us are the bottom row to the billionaire's pyramid scheme.plus-squarepelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agomessage-square14fedilink
Toes♀@ani.social · 3 days agoWould dinosaur meat taste more like frog or chicken?message-squaremessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up182arrow-down14
arrow-up178arrow-down1message-squareWould dinosaur meat taste more like frog or chicken?Toes♀@ani.social · 3 days agomessage-square34fedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · edit-223 hours agoIf you eat farm fresh eggs, you're probably ingesting trace amounts of rooster cummessage-squaremessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down141
arrow-up1-36arrow-down1message-squareIf you eat farm fresh eggs, you're probably ingesting trace amounts of rooster cumDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · edit-223 hours agomessage-square23fedilink
jxk@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agoTraditions are just a society having OCDmessage-squaremessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up183arrow-down117
arrow-up166arrow-down1message-squareTraditions are just a society having OCDjxk@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agomessage-square11fedilink
zlatiah@lemmy.world · 3 days ago"United States" in French (États-Unis) would have made a very confusing acronymmessage-squaremessage-square61fedilinkarrow-up1153arrow-down111
arrow-up1142arrow-down1message-square"United States" in French (États-Unis) would have made a very confusing acronymzlatiah@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square61fedilink
GrammarPolice@lemmy.world · 2 days agoThe bourgeoisie could technically unintentionally end capitalism...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up138arrow-down16
arrow-up132arrow-down1message-squareThe bourgeoisie could technically unintentionally end capitalism...plus-squareGrammarPolice@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square16fedilink
wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io · 3 days agoOur user profiles are little time capsules that your children and descendants can learn about who you are.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up180arrow-down15
arrow-up175arrow-down1message-squareOur user profiles are little time capsules that your children and descendants can learn about who you are.plus-squarewildncrazyguy138@fedia.io · 3 days agomessage-square17fedilink
grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one · 3 days agoShould we treat environmental crime more like murder?plus-squarewww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1256arrow-down17
arrow-up1249arrow-down1external-linkShould we treat environmental crime more like murder?plus-squarewww.theguardian.comgrimpy@lemmy.myserv.one · 3 days agomessage-square19fedilink
IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · edit-23 days agoSomeone should digitally remake the Bourne movies and make everyone in the films Jason Bourneplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up1100arrow-down17
arrow-up193arrow-down1message-squareSomeone should digitally remake the Bourne movies and make everyone in the films Jason Bourneplus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · edit-23 days agomessage-square27fedilink
gens@programming.dev · 3 days agoWould spiderman hurt a fly?message-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up140arrow-down13
arrow-up137arrow-down1message-squareWould spiderman hurt a fly?gens@programming.dev · 3 days agomessage-square12fedilink
