And it worked perfectly. Even if imprisoned today, he’s got like… weeks of life left in him? Hell, he’s already on borrowed time but Satan is keeping him alive because he’s such a useful idiot.

Yes.

You’re describing their playbook!

A quick glance at this orange cow should be proof enough that this mofo doesn’t even respect himself.

Both of these talking heads are puppets with the hands of the same puppeteer up their asses.

FOX news needs to be destroyed. Preferably with everyone still inside.

Best job opportunity in America right now. Pays about $270k for maybe 3 seconds of work.

“I call him ‘General Boomba’”

It’s been clear something’s wrong well before any of this.

Yeah but then you’re living in Florida. Nukes or not, it ain’t worth it.

We need a maximum wage.

Realistically, the American Taxpayers would be better off funding 24/7 golf. His hours off the golf course cost them much more…

I could not possibly care less about this story. I’m shamed in my fellow man for those who do invest in this shit.

Another obituary I cannot fucking wait for.

It’s gonna be a lake of urine when everyone’s done pissing on his grave. Might as well make it a toilet. A toilet of solid gold, though.

What the people want isn’t always right either. Case in point: Trump.

Democracies work if the society invests in educating the voting public. This government does the opposite because they know smart = more likely left leaning.

This makes a lot of sense. He’s a narcissist and knows his most valuable asset is his fucking name. So naturally he has to believe that genes are the most important factor in assessing someone’s quality, otherwise he’s just an old moron with a disastrous history of poor investments. But! He’s a Trump. So, therefore, he is awesome.

But points all of NORAD at Pete Hegseth

Good bot!

I imagine they’re just dipping each page in a barrel of black ink

Sounds over-engineered, unless your “poop counter” is nine brown smears on the toilet lid.

If we can get them to boycott Walmart too somehow, we can just starve them out entirely. They can’t afford to boycott the best value in town.