Ah. Yes. I do stand corrected. Lemmy is home to MULTIPLE subject matters that I equally don’t care about.

I don’t WANT your crock of shit job! I’ll go live on the streets!!! I’ll give blowjobs for $20! And hey…you want a blowjob? Got $20?

Oh I’m sure you can FILE a complaint here too.

Doesn’t mean anybody gives a shit.

Update: WE NEED TO BEAT THE YANKEES!!!

No. Reddit has a userbase that allows it to be all things to everyone.

Lemmy has a userbase that allows it to be a pretty good linux disscussion forum.

Once you venture away from technology, its crickets. There’s a community here specifically for the Cleveland Guardians. It’s dead quiet. The Guardians are even in the ALDS right now…granted they’re down 0-2 in the best of 7 series…but the ONLY post since they started the playoffs, is me asking why the community was so dead. That topic has 0 replies despite being posted days ago. On reddit, I wouldn’t have even needed to make that post, because there would be topics on almost every minute thing the Guardians have done right, and wrong, since the playoffs began.

And then I’d get heckled for saying that Ketchup is the hot dog derby champion. Now and forever! But on here? Nothin…

My grandma was born in 1920. She died last year at 103.

I know she couldn’t live forever, but she was the best person ever. Is it so wrong to want her to live to be 200 years old?

I’m getting txts to stop trump. I’m getting txts to support trump. I’m getting txts from black lives matter. I’m getting txts from some jewish advocacy group. I’m getting txts to support ohio’s voting volunteers. I’m getting txts to support a ban on porn in kentucky. I’m getting txts to support breast cancer awareness.

I’ve never donated money to anyone. I block every one of them.

I WAS interested (for the whole 20 seconds I knew of this product) then I saw your post, and nooooooope. Not paying that shit for a god damned novelty bag.

Maybe $40.

Vacations, you gotta treat like MySpace. Set your top 8, and make sure you choose your top 8 wisely.

8 photos I feel like can easily net you a good 25 minute conversation.

Babies/pets? Show me 1-2 photos. Don’t overdo it. You’re going to have more photos as time goes on. This isn’t a vacation where you have a finite amount of content. You’ll show me a photo of your baby being cute. Hey, that’s great. We’ll talk about it for a few minutes. But we’ll also talk about it for a few minutes next week when your baby is going to be cute again. So it’s not like I want to spend all day talking about your baby. Your baby is cute, I’m happy for you, but lets move on.

I feel like being a adult is just lying about how much you have your shit together to people who also lie about having their shit together.

I mean…yeah actually. Nailed it.

Except I TOTALY have MY shit together. I don’t frequently cry about about how cruel the world is, and how I’m going to die alone, likely by my own hand.

That TOTALLY isn’t a nightly occurance since I stopped drinking, because I gave myself cancer with alcoholism, but also can’t smoke weed because of workplace testing…

Nope. Just being a responsible adult, and paying bills for MEEEE!!!

I never heard of explodingheads. Why did everyone block it?

What’s wrong with hilariouschaos.com?

Have you SEEN what our politicians are trying to push on us???

We say no.

You want to go bowling, cousin?

Yeah! I’m with Bender on this! Kill all humans!

realizes I’M human

I said what I said!

What do happy German noises sound like? Anytime I hear someone speaking German, it sounds like they’re angry and want domination.

“Oh, hi my friend! I’m so happy to see you!”

(Me not understanding German, and him not understanding English)

“Oh god, he means business! He’s so angry!”

“We are going to have such fun! I have some delightful games to play, and them we can drink this authentic German lagger!”

“You hear that??? He said German! He’s talking about world domination! He’s going to kill EVERYBODY!!!”

“Come here, friend! I want to give you a big ol’ hug, and embrace in our friendship!”

“HE’S SPREADING HIS ARMS TO SHOW HIS SIZE, AND MAKE HIMSELF BIGGER LIKE A BEAR!!! IT’S STARTING!!!”

“I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE SAYING, BUDDY, BUT I LOVE THE ENTHUSIASM!!!”

“AAAAHHHHH!!!”

“AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!”

You shut your pretty little whore mouth, young man!

…are you not?

…well, we can close this community now. We found the stupid question.

Why are you trying to give them ideas?