My then two year old did the same thing with a cork trivet.

They’re five now. I don’t … Think … They’d make the same mistake.

I knew those McDonald’s collectibles would come in handy one day.

hexagonal molecular structure

You know, I think I’ve heard something about hexagons on the internet before …

You might enjoy Stay.

Since you put a sincere effort into answering me, I will retaliate.

Usually I’m in a state of “I could eat.” This is even true if I intellectually am aware it’s a bad idea. If you put something my taste buds enjoy in front of me, unless I am physically at capacity, I will probably consume it.

I don’t really have a healthy relationship with food.

Do you ever not?

I didn’t notice the clothing change at first, so my first thought was that it gets cold in Autumn, hence

You’re basically Rosa.

Also, most male teenagers fashioning themselves as super heroes - accurately or otherwise - probably wouldn’t describe themselves as “teen” or “boy” or whatever.

edit: Remove redundant word.

… Maybe it’s a bad idea to be a politician whose last name starts with K.

“Static Blue Bar” is my favorite TV show, too! What a coincidence!

Do you think he’d give me a billion dollars if I asked?

I’m old, but I was homeschooled so not once was I hip.

In fact I’m pretty sure my actual physical hip is failing.

That makes sense, I guess. Thank you.

I’m not British… Or healthy … But I’ve had scotch eggs once and thought them amazing.

This might help determine whether or not they enjoy the company of a particular gender, but you couldn’t use this method to identify, for example, bisexuality. Unless you take group showers, I guess.

Still, I appreciate the revelation!

That does sound like something a toilet observer would suggest.

A relatable situation; when my kid can read a little better I mean to very enthusiastically introduce them to it.

Though honestly they might enjoy the beautiful artwork without bothering to read. Or it might encourage them to practice. Hmm.