Sort of, but it’s a stretch on my part. The premise of the movie is that some people have been hired to clean an abandoned psychiatric hospital and, well, some things go wrong.

At some point one of the cleaners finds the crematorium and collects various leftovers from it. That’s the extremely tenuous connection I was making.

I once tried to play “PHP” in Scrabble and argued that it should be infinite points.

The opponent didn’t agree.

Did you ever watch Session 9?

Seems like Nike deserves some credit, too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wczkA_cULYk

I heard about this when I was in my twenties, forgot the details, and purchased The Great Gatsby instead.

I thought I was missing something for the longest time. I guess I was.

The tree lined up between Sandy’s ears makes me wonder if unicorns are real.

Thank you for putting in the work!

I very much miss working night shifts.

Pulling back the foreskin makes it way more challenging and uncomfortable to piss. I don’t really discuss the status of my foreskin with anyone, so maybe I’m unexpectedly in the minority, but … What?

This is the second picture I’ve seen in the last hour depicting the legs of someone in the bathroom. Is this the vengeance of the “can’t poop” guy?

I like to drink, but I never drink and drive.

I once was at the only liquor store in my small town. While I was making my selection, another customer came in and asked “is it okay if I park out front?”

The clerk answered “oh, the cops don’t give out tickets around here.”

Didn’t love overhearing that from them.

I don’t agree, but I suppose that’s a fair assessment.

My dad was, apparently, an alcoholic - and a pretty bad one - before I was born. I wasn’t around for it, but two of my three older siblings have told me various stories about it. He himself even told me of the night he met my mother, including the detail that that night, he was so drunk that he barely remembered how to get home after dropping her off at hers.

I don’t know how long before I was born he stopped drinking, but I only ever saw him consume one alcoholic beverage in my lifetime. When he did, he said “I wouldn’t mind one more!” but, to his credit, immediately stopped. I’ve inherited some of his proclivities, though I think not as severe, and am actively working against them. (I’m aware of the stopdrinking communities, this isn’t a cry for help.)

Point I’m trying to make is, if you’re trying to drink less or to quit … Be careful how you celebrate. He had some thirty years of sobriety to recover and was still tempted.

Fair enough, I don’t really know enough about architecture to contest this.

It seems to be enclosed, so it could probably qualify as a large room.

Why, to get to the other side, of course.

Agreed, but I don’t think the urban legend was claiming that they were doing this legitimately.

While this is good advice, at least where I’m from it’s no guarantee of not suffering the legal consequences as if you had.

Wait, that’s the impact of nitrous oxide? Relaxed I can understand, but why would anyone seek out “light-headed and dizzy”?

As always, I don’t mean to criticize anyone who is safely enjoying their time as they desire, but that doesn’t sound fun to me. It sounds like being uncomfortably drunk.