treadful@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 hours agoPeople that have face/butt labeled towels must do a terrible job washing their buttsmessage-squaremessage-square81fedilinkarrow-up1161arrow-down18file-text
arrow-up1153arrow-down1message-squarePeople that have face/butt labeled towels must do a terrible job washing their buttstreadful@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 hours agomessage-square81fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·14 hours agoWould women find me more handsome if I had an athlete’s face?
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-227 minutes agoDepends whether you get the Ronaldo foot fungus or the Rooney kind. Translation into American: the Tom Brady hindpaw gunk or the Larry Bird stuff.
Would women find me more handsome if I had an athlete’s face?
Depends whether you get the Ronaldo foot fungus or the Rooney kind.
Translation into American: the Tom Brady hindpaw gunk or the Larry Bird stuff.
They’d think you’re a fun guy.