all of the good work that was done on reddit

wtf buttnugget?

Pretty sure it was the surf utopia thing.

I’m a-shamed to be an A-merican,

Where at least now I can’t see.

And I won’t forget the libs who cried,

Who gave that right to me.

Ol’ Pancho and Lefty

That first sentence tho. What a twist.

Hell of an underrated guitarist, too.

Be careful what you wish for.

That doesn’t sound half as pigeon-shitty as I expected.

Hard to even know where to start: https://www.dhmo.org/

Microplastics are just the tip of the iceberg. At this stage most of our planet’s water is almost indistinguishable from pure dihydrogen monoxide.

You may want to sit down, because I’m about to rock your world.

Something something Spaceballs.

Naked, I know that much.

That’s my secret, Cap. I’m always aliens.

I wondered if that was you! I knew you looked familiar!

Could also explain a lot of MAGA confusion.

No, I haven’t, and I’m sure you’re right. My only experience of it is the interstate through it.

Huh! That’s actually really cool and does give it a little more pizzazz.

Hang in there, friend. I can say this much: you all sure do have a lot of corn. All of the stories are true. So.

I lived in Utah for 6 years and loved driving through the empty parts of Utah and Colorado. Even Nevada sort of a little bit. I found it a far more stark, imposing, beautiful emptiness. Like “I could literally die if I broke down here…that’s so cool.” I remember one time driving out from SLC to Dinosaur, CO for the dispensary, and that stretch was just stunning. At one point, I had two dust devils spinning off to my right, and a rainstorm way off to my left over these lush, Shire-esque rolling green hills. I miss the west already.

Unfortunately, “I drove through Nebraska twice” is the whole story. It’s impossible to capture how Twilight Zone-esque it feels. It just never ends and never changes. There’s nothing. Corn and nothing. More corn and more nothing. I was recalling how a few months back, some of my dumbass nephews were running their mouths about going to a college football game IN NEBRASKA. AS VISITORS. And stirring up shit. And that makes me laugh, because I can’t comprehend the kind of sheer numbness necessary to live in that place. It just feels like 1 out of 5 serial killers should be burly, corn-fed, bored-as-shit Nebraskans, but I don’t believe that’s the case?