If it’s the last drop, you just lost last. Whomever breaks dependence on oil first wins.

Definitely flexing to impress or aggress.

For the guy who stares into the sun?

Tilda Swinton has always, and will forever, exceed gender limitations.

That would only be useful if it had a year in the title to help identify when it would start to be implemented.

Arguably, a school shooting with only one victim is progress? I didn’t quickly find statistics on average deaths per incident, but did see that there is over 1 incident per week average since 2021.

What a ghoul.

Please leave her botulinum affinity out of this.

If only they could stop outpacing their support of Ukraine with their support of Russia.

the place is on fire

Which is typically when you heed an alarm…

Soon, nobody will have birthright citizenship.

Potato in Chief.

Neither had anyone else, to be fair.

You do, however, pay more for the therapist than kitty rent.

Don’t kink shame those who yum on Nude Dark Brandon.

: %s/lovely/dumpy/g

I’m in ur base, eating ur crops.

“I make this look good!” – Neo when Smith absorbs him

Free dumbs.

That erudite-looking sonofabitch!

Nah, I think the current payload sends a pretty good message as-is.