A stroke. Leave him in a semi-vegetative state but keep his mind as aware as possible. I want him to live a long life after that, in the worst possible misery: that of being a prisoner of your own body. I want him aware when the world celebrates that he’s become a bedridden monster that nobody wants near and everyone fights to keep away because he’s not relevant anymore.
All he can do is lay there and watch tv. The likd nurse turns on MS.NOW so he can watch it all day. Every day.
Reruns of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert would be epic.
“Look at me Hector!”
I wish locked-in syndrome for him
That leaves room for pity. Not optimal.
Fuck that.
Locked in with only a TV to keep him company with Kimmel and Colbert on a loop.
God that would turn me on so much. Him in a vegetative state where he was still watch TV and see just how much the world celebrates his decline. Watching as people crowd the streets cheering, dancing, chanting and shouting in celebration and he just gets to lay there and watch. Even Fox News is broadcasting it, calling it a disgusting act by the left but he still has to lay there and watch it unfold.
The best time for a major cardiovascular event was 30 years ago. The second best time is today. 👍
An aneurysm would also be good.
I weigh 220 and I’m 5’9" and I’m not nearly as massive as that fucker.
Hes got to be 320 at best.
Yeah… Him claiming to be 6’3 and 215lb is hilariously insecure. That would make him roughly 30 pounds heavier and an inch taller than Justin Trudeau.
I’m 6’1" and 250 lbs and in way better shape than him. It is physically impossible for someone with a body like him to weigh 215 and be 6’3", he’s either lying about his height, his weight, or both (it’s definitely both). I’d guess he’s probably like 5’8" and 300 lbs.
I am 6’4” @ 190lbs, I’ve never believed for one fucking second that he was only 30lbs heavier and an inch shorter than I am.
I’m almost 260 at 6’3" and can believe he’s 220. Fat is not near as dense as muscles.
Excited for 10,000 posts by online EMTs ready to announce how many more days Trump has left to live
Anything more than “tomorrow” is too long.
I read the headline as “routine anal medical examination” at first.
Well, he’s a giant ass, so you’re not wrong
I have the best calendars
I thought I read … Routine Anal Medical Exam
