Sensational claims on a hot topic are always better fact-checked, regardless of what they support.

Better for whom?

Listen, we’re at war with an existential foreign evil. And I believe anything negative we can say about that foreign power furthers the war effort. Therefore, we MUST believe it, whether or not it is true.

Trump eats an infant every morning to deal with impotency.

You joke, but we did this one already, back in 2016. “Torturing children to eat them for their magic youth chemicals” was a popular mythology for the Alex Jones crowd.

And we believed it, God damnit, because we needed to beat the Chinese Communist plant Hillary Clinton.

Or, a tankie version: Xi Jinping personally installed 150GW of solar power yesterday as he ruled closing of coal plants across the country.

Obviously, solar power is itself a hoax perpetrated by anti-American climate activists. So it’s exactly the kind of lie a Chinese Communist Tankie would spread.

I believe Xi Jinping’s fake degenerate solar panels are undermining Western Civilization. If he’s installing them, he must be stopped at all costs.

If you see a solar panel, it is your duty to smash it. Fuck the CCP!

And now it’s all funneled through Palantir and the various other tentacles of the private sector.

The CIA/NSA are just retail customers of privatized surveillance.

I mean, you can talk about legality and find all sorts of technical restrictions in code.

But who believes any of this shit was enforced?

The closest thing we’ve had to a government action against US propaganda was Biden’s War On TikTok. And that was for the unspeakable crime of mentioning the Gaza Genocide too many times.

According the Wikipedia, it was all a hoax and you can ignore it.

Nothing to see here, folks. Move along, move along.

Was he THE man who managed Putin’s vast fortune

Would be very convenient if he was. Just completely change the narrative surrounding who the national news should be talking about for the next month

Jeffrey Epstein was a Russian working in Russia for Vladimir Putin personally and nobody in the US was involved and if you suggest otherwise you’re a bot account run by Antifa

infidel

Christians just call this person a Heretic

Going to rewrite the classic Chris Rock sketch to talk about the difference between Gentiles and Goyium

Okay, but we’re talking about how Russia is bad right now. Can you stay on message? Or are you one of those Pro-Putin accounts?

CIA and Mossad are joined at the hip

There’s no citation of the files, though. Did anyone find a confirmation?

Nice try Tankie, but we’re not falling for it

I wonder if there’s some pressure being applied behind the scenes to local Dems

Yeah, it’s called the DN fucking C.

Capitulating to Trump is a party policy

Democrats are not the minority in California or Oregon or Minnesota or New York. Nevertheless, state and municipal leaders have rolled over to ICE, co-mingled local PD resources, and left grisley murders unprosecuted.

there’s no demand for Cybertrucks

I wish that were true. But the Cult of Elon is strong. I see quite a few of them in Houston

Males haven’t even hit beta yet?

This explains a lot

I like Ted Cruz because he’s not afraid to tell it like it is

Look at China. Look at Russia.

One of these things 🎵

Is not like the other 🎶

they say there is no resistance

There’s street resistance, but virtually no political opposition. At every level of government, Democrats are falling over to comply, even as their constituents scream in protest.

Collins regularly advertises herself as a moderate and makes a big show of complaining about the rest of the party to the media.

Waiting to hear how she shot herself in the back of the head six times before the immolation