Fetterman is the modern day Brutus

Brutus stabbed Ceaser in the back. And our American Ceaser seems about as safe from Fetterman as anyone.

Brutus was also an elegant public speaker and a famously good lay

Exactly what Israel did in Gaza.

Bomb the schools. Bomb the hospitals. Bomb the sewage treatment plants. Bakeries are next.

“Wow, are you going to give further details?”

“Then we might have to actually do something, so… no. But hey, elections are coming up! Maybe we can form a committee to look into it in the next ten to sixteen months if we win.”

Hey, friendly reminder that this bitch voted for Marco Rubio right along with everyone else in the Senate.

Slaps

2001

I believe we didn’t invade Iraq until 2003.

Although, curiously enough, Iran helped us do it.

Doubly ironic, given that Bush Sr was so instrumental in beefing up the Iraqi military ten years before the '91 invasion… for the purpose of invading its neighbors. (https://archive.is/HwX3A)

What is it about hardline reactionary Islamic governments getting baited by American neoconservatives to spin around, show us their backs, and point to the spot a knife would sink in most deeply?

we should not be wasting money

Every time I hear someone complain about how much money this is costing, I picture that bloody backpack from the girl’s school we bombed.

The American value of human life must be net-negative at this point.

I mean, King Charles is - at a bare minimum - king of England.

Think this would be closer to calling Marta María Batista Fernández President of Cuba.

Won’t somebody, anybody, think of the 19 year old high school enlisted grunts who will be forced to micromanage a genocide on the other end of the world?!

This was supposed to be a long range nation wide massacre! Liberals don’t support Americans coming back in body bags.

The end game

Since President Donald Trump took office, the U.S. has taken aggressive steps to curb the flow of drugs from the Southern hemisphere. The administration has conducted about 45 strikes against suspected smuggling vessels in the Caribbean and Pacific Ocean, killing more than 150 people.

Love to drop a kilo of explosives on some poor bastard out fishing, because I’ve got a hunch.

Noboa has courted the Trump administration over the past year in the hopes of securing assistance. He came to Washington for Trump’s second inauguration and Secretary of State Marco Rubio visited Ecuador in September, and told reporters that the U.S. would “blow up” criminal groups if needed.

So… funny story about President Noboa

In a March 23 debate held for candidates in forthcoming presidential elections, challenger Luisa González and incumbent President Daniel Noboa exchanged accusations of corruption and ties to organized crime.

After Noboa accused González of links to money laundering, González repeatedly questioned her rival about Noboa Trading, a banana exportation company owned by the president’s family.

“They export drugs in banana boxes belonging to Mr. Daniel Noboa’s company to Croatia and Italy,” González said of Noboa Trading.

Noboa responded by tacitly admitting that there have been cases of drug trafficking through the company’s shipments but denying any wrongdoing.

If there’s one thing narco-traffickers hate, its competition.

The US has been at war 228 out of 246 250 years since 1776

So… not technically wrong, I guess.

Turns out Killing All The Brown People was a bipartisan consensus.

Officials became suspicious when they spotted a gangster with this tattoo

Idk about “winning”, but definitely “flooding the zone so hard that you struggle to find normal music anymore”.

Check out Bandcamp if you’re looking for “same vibe, different artist”. They’ve got a ton of musicians on the platform that do a great job of churning out period and style specific material that’s still human-made and different enough from the original that it doesn’t feel like the same song.

But YouTube Music, Spotify, and Soundcloud are all just drowning in the slop. The only winning move is not to play them.

That number seems to rise every day

The first people to die during a war are the children.

Distributions to power, water, and health care fall on them first and hardest

This article fixates on the Iranian federal politics while ignoring the real death toll entirely

I guess we’ll find out

I’m sure this won’t have consequences downstream for anyone

Putting on my D.A.R.E. T-shirt and clutching my state issued copy of the Ten Commandments and snapping an Amazon Ring Camera on my front door, so I help the state identify any of those nasty, America hating Antifa I’ve been hearing so much about.

I’m helping!