

Me: “Just FYI, you’ve got undiagnosed ADHD.”
Friend 1: “Wow, what can I do about this?”
Me: “You’re too poor to access mental health care, and most professionals haven’t accepted this as a diagnosis for your racial/gender cohort. So, unfortunately, there’s nothing to be done.”
Friend 2: “What about me?”
Me: “You’re transgender.”
Friend 2: “What the fuck did you just call me?!”

















I mean, I don’t think that’s the reason why.
But that also won’t happen, for obvious reasons. Nobody is going to prosecute Jamie fucking Dimon for anything, even though he’s closer to the center of this web than even Epstein himself.