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Cake day: June 14th, 2023

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  • as soon as trump dies, all republicans with “suddenly realize” that trump was as horrible as he actually is.

    Nah. He’s to embedded in the bullshit machine. As soon as he dies, he’s going to be retconned as a Bush Neocon and enshrined alongside Calvin Coolidge and Ronnie Raygun.

    All the problems will be laid at the feet of Barrack Hussein Obama, the fake cheater DEI President who stole both elections and destroyed the economy with Socialism.

    The GOP will then take their victory lap for “coming out of the darkness and cleaning up Washington”.

    They do this after every handover from a Dem administration. “We restored honor and integrity to the White House” was a Bush line, following his defeat of Al Gore in '00.

    Meanwhile any living GOP person that had a hand in crafting or enabling trump and all his sins will walk away scot free.

    They’ll walk right into the next administration. Steven Miller is with us for the rest of our lives. He’ll be running a Think Tank worth $100M+ by the time he’s 50.









  • When two teams show up to play a game of football and one team insists on picking up the ball and running with it, knocking over any opponent who gets in their way

    Republicans out here playing full contact football. Democrats still insisting we’re playing bad mitton.

    But don’t worry, I’m sure 2026 will break for the liberal party and we can go back to our Pelosi-Era Rules Based National Order. Funding the fascist policies of Red States and dismantling the public institutions in Blue States through the legal and respectable mechanisms of budget showdowns and J6 riots.

    Not the game’s fault though

    The system is what it does. If your opponent starts hitting you in the face with the controller until you give them your console and all the money in your wallet, screaming “that’s not how you play!” doesn’t win you any extra points.