Actually, it’s been quite well documented that the laye night shows are not the profit engine they used to be, and Colbert’s show might have been legit losing money. Its hard to find hard data on this, particularly after it all got so politicized. But I did find this, which shows that late night ad revenue is much lower than it has been 10 years ago

https://www.axios.com/2023/04/28/late-night-tv-corden-ratings-decline

People simply aren’t as likely to wait and watch a thing live when you can always stream it after the fact

• Bill Clinton
• William Jefferson Clinton
• William J. Clinton
• Bubba
• Slick Willie
• Mr. Hillary Clinton

I’m sure they can find 14 other ways to redact his name over what is already there

But everything I’ve seen has just been that he did nothing remotely wrong, and the people who are conspiring against him are simply lying.

What he did “wrong” is call the lie out in public. It’s that simple.

It would be so funny if they drew fewer people in Vegas than they did in Oakland. Funnier still if the new stadium never gets finished and they have to move permanently to Sacramento. Maybe attendance there will improve if they actually admit they play there.

Very telling that the linked article doesn’t even go into details as to what Omar said that is so bad

Mace has said Omar, an immigrant who criticized Kirk’s views of gun ownership and race relations in the aftermath of George Floyd’s 2020 death in Minneapolis, should be deported to Somalia. Omar was born in Somalia and became a U.S. citizen in 2000.

This goes into more detail:

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/5508855-mace-omar-censure-resolution-kirk/

But the text of Mace’s resolution did not quote any of Omar’s own words. Instead, it quoted extensively from a video that Omar re-posted on social media.

That video said Kirk “took complex socioeconomic issues and simplified them by pointing fingers at out-groups, demonizing those groups, and siccing his massive following on them,” calling him a “stochastic terrorist” and an “adamant transphobe.” It adds that Kirk, whose suspected killer has been described as left-wing by government officials, “was Dr. Frankenstein and his monster shot him through the neck.”

So, all Omar did was link to a video that was critical of Saint Charlie the Loquacious.

It is fitting that the only thing that forced the vote to fail in the House was a promise to censure a Republican who looks like he deserves it a lot more:

Indeed, Rep. Greg Casar (D-Texas) appeared to respond to Mace’s move by bringing a resolution to censure Mills over allegations of domestic violence, threatening to release nude videos of an ex-girlfriend, and making false financial disclosures. A similar censure of Mills, who has denied those allegations, was abandoned after Republicans similarly voted to table a resolution to censure Rep. LaMonica McIver (D-N.J.), who faces charges resulting from a clash with officials at an immigrant detention center.

No, not yet. He is abusing the DoJ, but he is still bring forced to go through the courts. The tipping point is when he has ICE just go and take it.

Get a MAGA tattoo on your little finger

Wear a MAGA diaper on your bum

That ain’t workin’, that’s the way you do it

You play the martyr on the Fox TV

That ain’t workin’, that’s the way you do it

Tariffs for nothin, no more sales for me

WHEN I GIVE THE UGLY FUCK IN THE MIRROR MY RIGHT FINGER, HE GIVES ME HIS LEFT FINGER BACK! ITS A HORSESHOE!

I skipped over the word “Kirk’s” in the title and it made a lot more sense

No, but if the dollar tanks then crypto arbitrage bots will make sure the value of the dollar vs. crypto tanks along with it. People invested in crypto (but who live in dollars) get a big win at the expense of everyone else.

“Gun Control? Do you mean, like, trigger discipline? I control my gun really well when I point it at people I don’t like”

It is filled with the name “Bill Clinton” over and over again over white-out.

Did you know the names “Bill Clinton” and “Donald Trump” have the same number of letters? Pretty handy.

How dare you! Why are you interrupting this time of national mourning with inconvenient facts?

Alternatively, global investors will start to shun the US, because US companies don’t have to be as transparent anymore. Then there is a giant sucking sound of capital out of US markets, and the stock market and dollar tanks.

You would think that a President would want to avoid this, but most of his wealth is now in crypto, and if the dollar tanks his crypto is worth more dollars.

He is so transparently out for his own gain, and those of his Crypto Broligarch friends, over what is best for the country as a whole.

“What a relief! He may not have been trans, but he considers trans people to be human, so he isn’t one of us after all.”

“If this had forced us to do any introspection to figure out how our culture could have raised a murderer like this, then the Radical Left Terrorists would have won!”

“The real cancer is the Radical Left!”

Define a while? Last I knew, the Schengen area lets US citizens on the Visa Waiver program stay for a rolling 90 days out of 180. So, you could go for nearly three months before leaving, then once you stay out for three more months and some days fall off your ledger you can come back.

You can play games and leave the Schengen area but not go back to the US. The UK has its own requirements,and since you likely meet them you could go there and chill there waiting for your Schengen access to time out.

This all implies that you have the means during this gap year to fund it all yourself. If any country suspects you are working without authorization, they will escort you back to the US, albeit in a much kinder fashion than we are doing it to their citizens.

Oh, he apologized! Now it’s all better.

He can keep his job though, because he only said we should kill the homeless. He didnt do something truly evil, like imply that Charlie Kirk might not be a modern American Saint…

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