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Cake day: 2023年6月15日

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  • Did you read the articles attached to the headlines?

    They found that ski jumpers can get a measurable advantage if thier suits are loose fitting even a little bit, because it increases drag. As a result, their suits are carefully regulated and they are made based on a full body 3D scan.

    It’s been speculated that some ski jumpers may have been taking injections meant to increase the size of their flaccid penis before that scan, so that the larger size will be included in the scan, and then if they are back to normal size before the competition, it has the effect of their suit fitting more loosely and increasing drag.














  • That’s the rub: that whole time everyone thought he was a business titan? He wasn’t really rich at all. Not only are real estate ventures heavily leverages to begin with, but he also ran his businesses into the ground by grifting money out of them. When the E. Jean Carroll verdict came in, there was a very real chance he would not have been able to meet it without significant pain.

    However, since then, he found his Crypto religion, and then once he won the Presidency the second time, he has been inviting right foreign interests to bribe him through Crypto. So he is actually rich now, based solely on selling influence via meme tokens.

    He literally faked it until he made it. And needed two tries to get it right. No wonder he also needs to grift his name into existing things.