Another day another military routine aircraft crash

Important Note: Being “the person who knows how everything works around here” means nothing to them when it’s time for layoffs.

Also, your yearly performance reviews are less than meaningless

Experts are fucking useless

Cat #1: NO QUESTIONS.

Cat #2: treats?

I mean . . . you CAN . .

“a targeted, intelligence-driven” operation “focused on criminal activity relating to selling counterfeit goods.”

Dude, just say “we’re doing fascism”

👋

I see someone’s getting poop in their shoes for Christmas

Muscat! My man!

In a country awash in guns, ain’t nobody got no balls.

Well, except for that one kid.

LL: Democrats are genociding fascists! Why don’t they endorse Mamdani???

Local Dem Chapters: *endorse Mamdani early, are vocal supporters*

NY Dems: *top-out donations from Democrats*

Dem house leader: *endorses Mamdani*

LL: Dems suck!

SSDD

Can confirm. Lol’d.

Probably not because that makes sense.

I vote yes.

Lobotomized shit-eater sayswhat

“That’s the wrong grit, bro”

As soon as it kicked off I knew we’d be here. They really didn’t care, or understand, how badly this would affect their global image. They burned about 50% of their goodwill in the first year, and it only got worse. Just like Brexit and trump, obvious horrible decisions that don’t get stopped.

Do you even cat, bro?

;)

The economy’s doing great if you’re a millionaire.

I thought the same on both counts. Still, in theory one should be able to subpoena those chat records or get them with a FOIA request but of course they’re breaking the law by using signal or whatever which no one will convict anyone for (unless they’re black, then maybe.)