oh to have a place with windows

ooo, i gotta start using that.

I love you, how dare you.
ours,
me

If that were true people would value me

when i lived in a hot, humid environment i showered twice a day. once when i woke up, because i used to have hair and that’s how it worked best, and once when i got in for the evening and could stay in air conditioning the rest of the night.

please.

bladder stones you gotta use salad tongs

i brush my teeth after breakfast. maybe it’s half an hour after waking. maybe it’s noon. it doesn’t really matter

well now i gotta do it

Then there’s the crush victim

holy fuck statesian romance goes hardcore

it eats your stomach and intestinal lining faster than were you fed. source: i’m on my seventh butthole and have seen it firsthand.

republicans:

still worth eating. you’ll sleep bad if your body is eating itself

yeah i need another glass of gravy too

does that help with sleep or sleepwalking?

and not that good shit either. like, runny defective fertilizer

dibs on any role but penis puppeteer

or couldn’t pass basic

the extra o is for oh your god just retire you are the last generation with pensions