Give the fifth circuit half an hour to undo this
Yeah come on like how big a hole
Eh maybe Texas
Heh. I’m middle aged and the only hope of comfort I’ve ever had for my elder years is chemical. I’m what you call an optimist.
You just made me hope for a second, you beautiful bastard
it’s okay i’m trying to get through this administration on the most amount of drugs possible too
They stopped making shock tarts and my mouth weeps. I’ve been trying different sour candies but nothing compares to homemade.
plan it on a wednesday in the middle of the day so everyone can say “ah, i’m busy” and feel satisfied for doing jack shit
“I Reject This Premise”
if it’s not the start of a general strike idgaf. a single day of protests works about as well as blacking out a subreddit.
step 1: can’t find cat
step 2: get up, find cat
step 3: play with cat
step 4: cat goes to sleep
step 5: now i’m wired, i can’t sleep
step 6: nyquil
bladder
If it weren’t for Stanislav Petrov, Donald Trump would never have been president get him!
We count one two many lots
Midnight does happen once a year
Why would Hamas do such a thing
A quick death might be preferable to the next 4+ years to a fair amount of people.
I’ve been using business calendar 2 for a while. I like their widgets