I’m kinda the opposite, but I have the same reasons. I love where I live, I just wish they’d do better and I do what I can to help. I don’t need to wave a flag, people can see where I stand by what I do. If that’s not patriotism I don’t know what is.

Prometheus’s dog

Don’t forget heartgulls. Everyone always forgets heart.

We were performing arts geeks, but my group in high school sat around doing king of the hill imitations one month. Whoever did the best “Dangit Bobby!” didn’t have to buy coffee. It’s something anyone can learn, but it takes work to get good at.

That, uh, huh. I would like to refute that but I don’t know enough about birds.

I make my cats give me snuggles to get treats. I love a cuddled life.

I have a nice overexaggerated gasp I break out when the need arises yeah I was a theater kid why do you ask

Fellas domesticus

Same. Not because of the bed thing, but because I feel like I’d enjoy licking my own asshole.

Also where your social network is

oh thank you i was worried i was gonna have to throw hands at BurritoMart and BurritoMart is about love.

ooo, ten years ago prices

is it that she’s sexy and that’s weird or is the way she’s sexy weird because those are different things

DOES HE THINK THE INTERNET IS A TELEGRAPH STOP IT IS NOT A TELEGRAPH IT IS A SERIES OF TUBES EXCLAMATION STOP

SIGNED JOHN BARRON

proof someone else wrote it

sometimes you need to though.

love and kisses, 1996

how could you possibly know such an obvious truth. get the witch!

wait what they’re flying taco flags? ^{is nothing sacred don’t answer that}

that dedare looks a little eyetalic.