Good job [email protected] make them read more weird shit

How do you realize you have moles on your perineum I cannot see mine.

What’s the opposite of a “power” bottom? Like a flimsy bottom. Or clean coal ass. Idk

That’s a pretty goober cat there

Leekspin and Rick astley

Boot shorts? Bootshorts! Now what’s an irq

You gotta get to better fairs

I have been pricing out my ice cream business in case I decide to do that and need a loan. Tell me more about these fancy freezers

Isn’t it also hot? Like, I swear I didn’t make up the word thermosphere

Let’s pretend your spherical cow had a blood oxygenating machine implanted where its lungs go because it’s just lungs.

I mean their god ain’t exactly big on the concept of consent.

Here’s People are Strange by The Doors

Extreme falsetto?

Non cat comment, but that song is Loving You by Minnie Ripperton. Listen to the song and hear what inspired Mariah Carey to sing.

Okay I have been wanting to get an mp3 player for my bike (to leave attached) but now I want to use that psp you mentioned. I don’t $150 want one, but maybe if I have a profitable summer

Dammit I’m supposed to be a tax expert. I knew about the protectionism but I didn’t know it was called the Chicken Tax. Pretend I told you that fact it’ll be good for my ego.

I think anyone who is repeating mormon apologetics is a mormon, education or profession notwithstanding.

Oh, I hear last year mormons stopped considering it a slur. Considering the founder of their religion gave them that nickname, you’d expect a little consistency.

many speakers are anti-Mormon

this here is coded language. for one, it shows you that the author is mormon (no one else uses the term anti-mormon)

last time i kicked a gamestop in the nuts i broke a toe though