jesus was just surfing a hole. he’s not going anywhere.

Stefanik is big. She was a rising name

I can’t help it that the kitties love me

fried rice

oh dude when i was on ambien… the food i would wake up to. sometimes eaten, sometimes not, hopefully with all the fire turned off.

they make rice tea. i hated it but ymmv

i haven’t experimented but i think my instant pot does that

okay, so my rice takes 7 minutes to come to temperature, 12 minutes to cook, and 15 minutes to cool properly (that is important). i can rush it and get bad rice in 20 minutes or good rice in 35. maybe i want to wake up to rice.

i had one that would DEVOUR watermelons. which was great, because kidney problems. we haven’t been able to teach another cat to eat them since.

i’m not too far from an nsa building (never really looked into what they do there) but i can throw some thigh highs over the fence for y’all if it helps

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i cowode exclusively in pythowo

nobbes. they breeak your nobbes

i mean gran’s mom was welsh, but gran was canadian.

Didn’t the USSC say that the president isn’t an office though? I want whatever drugs they on

There’s technically no such thing as a “vacant” seat. The constitution dictates a Supreme Court and justices but not how many. They could nominate and seat twenty more justices tomorrow.

That’s how calendars work. Tomorrow’s the 16th mikathan

🎶There’s no sunshine til he’s gone

Oopsie poopsie subbie bloopsie

This is my brush

This is my paint

This is my canvas