because it’s cheaper to get contacts

I don’t think it’s the smell that turns people off

ah, so access to the public leaves out people with disabilities.

not much different than today’s reality, but at least you’re open about it.

excuse me corporations have no financial incentive ever to behave the slightest fart unethically so they never ever ever will.

They fucked up and bought John Deere?

I mean, let’s think less about the world at large and think about the audience in particular for your costume. Do the people who are going to see your costume, them specifically, are they going to get upset if you don’t quite nail the line between scar tissue and vitiligo? Or are they going to give you high fives on your awesome costume and makeup job? (I think it’s gonna be the second one, just personally but you would know better than me)

Edit:also please let us see the finished version I love halloween and costume stuff

I’ve not known traffic court to use attorneys but your jurisdiction may vary

Leave your weed in the car. Get a ride to court if you’re not doing zoom court.

jokes on all of them I’m full of bones

And the cat looks bewildered too

mine is constantly testing “I’m not allowed on the table until AFTER dinner”

Tacos

If I remember, i’ll try to take pictures because it is one of those recipes I invented myself without measuring spoons. One step is: pour out a 3cm diameter circle of mustard seed into your mortar, then half-heartedly pestle the shit out of it because it’s delightful to get a mustard pop in the middle of your soup. The rest is just “add spices and wait for the damn can to heat up” because it’s a lazy recipe.

Have you tested sumac? Sometimes the nicer med restaurants around here will sprinkle that spice on their dishes.

So I don’t know coconut carrot soup, but I put mustard seed in my tomato soup (I know it sounds weird, but I have a recipe I’ve been developing for years)

I can imagine. That must rule out most storebought broths (I don’t know about stocks) since mirepoix (celery/onion/carrot) is how you start delicious broth. I can’t eat poultry and they put chicken bouillon on bbq lays potato chips. That was a fun discovery.

I’m allergic to poultry. Do you know how many places consider chicken broth vegetarian? (yeah I know about the better than bouillon faux chicken broth. I can eat that I just think their veggie broth tastes better) I can’t/won’t eat soup I don’t make myself anymore just out of self-preservation. I’ll go to a vegan-friendly place though. Thank gods for them. They actually take it seriously (sometimes), and will at least tell you.

But yeah, my point is folk can have the most bizarre allergies. It’s nice to have everything labeled. Fuck cans that say “spices” or “natural flavors” on them. People need to know.

the war on christmas started with a preemptive strike by christmas invading thanksgiving, but thanksgiving had no allies. hardly even any songs. thanksgiving fell quickly. Now christmas has invaded halloween and even started attacking labor day. Halloween struck the September Alliance with Labor Day and has begun to fight back, but I keep seeing santas and elves dressed up trick or treating. THIS WILL NOT STAND. we shall defend our holiday, whatever the cost may be, we shall trick or treat on the porches, we shall trick or treat on the candy stands, we shall trick or treat in the corners and in the streets, we shall trick or treat in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this festival or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our holiday beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the halloween parade, would carry on the struggle, until, in gods’ good time, the new treats, with all their power and might, step forth to the rescue and the liberation of the charlseton chew.

They’re dead