that’s a given. you have to bribe Brunt just to get him to show up

Financial Corporation Associate

They forgot to carry the two

skull

denise

It was a nice shot tho

I’m sorry dude. That’s not a fun thing to remember. My wife and I were camping and the cat up and died of total body failure, but she held on until we got back from camping to finish dying so she could say goodbye to us. Fuck that cat was the sweetest.

Now every time the cat wobbles I get nervous

If I wanted to use the Google I would have asked the Google. I thought we was talking

well how long they been invasive for? when do we define native because horses went extinct and then came back. are they native or not because they fit the environment damn well.

Just because he thinks it was israel doesn’t mean he’s right. He was placed in that position because of ass kissing ability, not counterterrorism competence.

Are we opening the how many continents are there can of worms? Because it makes me incontinent.

I say 9. India is its own continent(al plate so it totally counts) and I like Oceanía being a continent

When the Ford lands on Crete it’ll be Europe too. Y’all prepared? I’m not.

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DOUBLE DOWN four times the renewables crude oil for sex things only

I see myself in that remark and I don’t like it

Frieren’s eyebrows are saying, “I’m having diarrhea every night.”

russian envoy go fuck yourself

my solution is a little different

ha! i’ve never seen a purple one before

some practical advice if it’s your first time using one of these: do not ignore the direction the wind is blowing. in fact, aim for nearby bushes or leaves if you can.

yeah, i’m nonbinary. i like taking advantage of whichever line is shortest when my anus’s floodgates are about to give because hey, i don’t fit either box easily and we don’t want me shitting on the floor. turning it into one line takes that advantage away from me (i’d have to ask “hey everyone my pooper’s leaking can i cut the line” and that’s more embarrassing for y’all than me. trust me i can make it really embarrassing for y’all i practice) so i say leave the gendered bathrooms. or two nongendered bathrooms but people being so awkward they self-segregate. this is pure self-interest tho