I once wrote a 20 page grant application in half an hour. I have absolutely no idea how, I didn’t copy anything from my previous grant requests and I had had two lattes. I mean coffee is powerful but not that powerful. We got the grant, but I do not attribute that to me (we had a really good program).

I got a job supervising the cat laying in the grass. It’s important. Can you imaging what could happen if I didn’t supervise the cat? I can’t. I supervise the cat.

A deep brain simulator took moderate Parkinsons and all but eliminated the symptoms, adding a decade of working years to the end of my father’s life. If don’t ethically I am wholly in favor.

I’M WHERE

That cock ain’t one of us

Wait for the ban to expire. Time passes.

I love these false voids and their pawking radiation.

I miss getting 40 hours of work done in 3 hours regularly, but it catches up eventually until you loop option 3 endlessly. Just enjoy it.

my neighbors had one of your wtf links when i was like 5-12. it wasn’t as bad as you’d think. not as restful as you’d think either.

For the screw, go to Ace hardware. Take the other one, have them match it. Cost you 35 cents if youre in the states. As far as the clamp idunno

I mean, good? Make mistakes. Be a kid. It’s just kinda fucked it’s all being documented for posterity

Agh i am having to fight my instincts to downvote and I’m not even a prescriptivist dammit. When did I get so old.

First iteration of the myth was rats but then I remembered dragons have wings and they (peasants) probably got scared by the pop, came back a year later and found the pigeon wings in the snake skeleton. Rats got no wings.

Look at them with your eyes not your mouth. Well okay look at them while giving little kisses on the forehead

My mother is busy sitting on something else that afternoon

This one was double sided though

Technical term is a washlet, just no one uses it

I mean, if it was at the Greek place I’m a regular at, I wouldn’t mind leaving them my card. I know the owner well enough to trust her and I’d be giving it to her directly (she lives next door to the restaurant). If it was taco bell? Hell no, they can eat the loss today I’ll be back tomorrow to pay.

No I don’t I taste good with bearnaise I’m a fancy human

Simple dragons are just snakes with bowel obstructions so the pigeon they ate fermented and then a peasant stepped on it at night (so they were carrying a torch) and it popped and the fumes made a teensy boom. That’s how people invented dragons ipso facto oceans 11s razor.