A stroke would be OK too.

It’s “health hopes”, not “health fears”.

Do I even have to say who I’m not a big fan of?

I’ve literally had to explain the existence of other operating systems than Windows to people. They had never heard of Linux.

Anything with AI in it gets clicks.

Planned obsolescence is one of the cornerstones of our economic order.

It won’t calculate the odds of survival. It’ll calculate the revenue that can be extracted from you.

Dude with brains beaten to mush supports fellow rapist.

Is that on… What’s that new TV station the kids are so excited about? MTV?

Even in battleground states, you can vote in primaries, for school boards etc. If the choice comes down to a corporate shill vs. a Nazi, you should always vote against the Nazi, of course, even if the alternative is also unpalatable.

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Of course, of course. Apart from being the most privacy respecting OS ever, Windows 11 is famous for never never ever having technical issues.

Nothing could be more in character for Trump than trying to exonerate Nixon.

Can confirm. Have seen cat before.

But what does that have to do with Hamburg?

I would feel much safer being flown by a pansexual transgender catgirl than by a MAGAt.

The totally real cat and the totally real plumber.

I don’t like the hair between my teeth.

I’m glad we have a scientific answer at last.

That’s not how patents work. If you open source something, it will count as prior art if someone else tries to patent the same thing.