It’s all the transsexuals’ fault, obviously.

Tired of winning yet?

In Europe, trying to speak Chinese obviously won’t get you far. If you speak English you’ll be just another tourist and people will not pay you any special attention. Obviously, there are prejudices about American tourists and Chinese tourists, so you can take your pick which you want to be. Just make sure to loudly demand free tap water in every restaurant.

This is the answer. For the most part nobody cares where you’re from. If you’re friendly and respectful, you won’t have any bother.

Uh, no. He just started a major war. Obviously, the US armed forces listen to him, even when he’s just as obviously completely out of his mind.

If anything positive will come out of this whole mess it’s the fact that it’ll speed up the transition to renewables.

All hail to the Cat Pope!

Poser! A real Roman would just fall on his sword.

Russia is winning. All Ukrainians are Nazis. NATO made us do it. That should about cover it.

He’s going to sell out Taiwan for the Chinese buying a few billion in Trump coin.

There is no endgame. Trump is completely insane and mentally incapacitated. All the other fuckers are just in it for the money and attention and will do absolutely anything for just another day in the sun. Nobody is in control and nobody has a plan. Actually, there are many people with plans but non of them are in a position to really implement them. The world right now is a rudderless ship drifting towards a waterfall.

I’m not very good at flying but this sometimes happens to me while cycling.

You cannot have a rational discussion about fundamentally irrational ideas. And yes, I do think people who believe this nonsense are idiots. There. Now you can smugly claim to be part of persecuted minority again. Have fun.

This was about things to say in the interview at the draft board. What do you think will happen, if you say stuff like that?

But those only help if your daddy’s rich

Uh, yeah. Let us know how it goes.

Dammit! Now you made me hungry again.

But then all the plebes could have it too! Can’t have that now, can we?

UK doing UK things.

Which is likely the idea. He’s much more useful to the Iranian regime as a martyr.