Well, y’all elected him twice, sooo…

new motto: non adipem mulieres

no fat chicks.

Amazing how his ear healed up with no scarring at all.

She’s a victim! Truth will come out in Melania2: Make Fuck for Green Card.

It’s not like they charge a fuel surcharge for lawn care for example.

A college student in my area rigged a small trailer behind his mountain bike to pull a mower and blower. His fuel costs: zero. He actually sells his service as a green lawncare and is completely booked.

Meanwhile guys roll up in their F250s and idle and blame Obama because they are not making money.

The best part about owning the hybrid is watching the Brahs fill up their Brodozers while you drive in, fill up, and leave for two weeks while the gently weep wondering how they can afford their protein.

US gallon is 3.8l, Imperial gallon is 4.54l.

A superior measurement system uses the same term for two different amounts of something.

So the US 87 Regular is lower quality.

Octane rating has nothing to do with quality, it’s just how fast the fuel burns.

If you are buying higher octane without specific instructions from your vehicle manufacturer, you’re getting scammed.

But soon you can buy a Xeinpeng Mighty Seagull with Android Prune Candy dispenser!

Enjoy your Kia Piccantos

Americans will eat from dumpsters before they give up their V8 pickups.

they didn’t bother with the decimal point just in case.

I buy my gas at Donny’s Discount gas. 619 8/10ths

Nothing a 20 rolled in catnip won’t fix.

People should read a little about Magyar. He’s a little Trumpy himself.

Why target SUVs when EVs are even heavier.

The decent science is from the Secretary of Health. We should all be working out in a sauna while wearing jeans to prepare for climate change.

See Amanada Ungaro.

Melania was pimped to Epstein by Zampalli, then she pimped girls to Epstein from Eastern Europe.

Oh dear…there are pathways in the human brain activated by light frequency, it’s an entire area of research known as optogenetics.

Similarly, some disorders of sleep can be treated with chromotherapy, goggles of intense colored light.

America will not vote for:

1. A woman

2. Any ethnicity

3. Anyone under 60

Why is Kansas, “cansus”, while Arkansas is “R-cansaw”?