I initially thought he is trying to ward them off with a cross.

Don’t you mean “Redwhiteandblueland”?

It’s a tax you pay for synning.

Wild how “defending their own interests” is considered a valid justification, when it basically means “I did it for my own benefit”.

“By robbing a bank I’m merely defending my interest to be filthy rich - nothing wrong with that”

With a little effort, one can write bad code in any language.

Not really. If that service costs x2 in compute, it also means it causes x2 pollution.

There is no hell

Sure there is. Just look around you!

Of course not! She’s not a couch.

That’s like saying a beehive has a bee infestation.

Different people are different. For some people mere social interaction is draining even if they are interacting with genuinely nice people.

warm floor pants

You’ve misspelled “house fire”

Laugh all you want, but I had warm pants this morning because I left them out unfolded and my cat was sleeping on them.

I’ve also seen both sides of the political spectrum using the term “liberal” to describe themselves positively.

Why would the Democrats do this?

My brain looked at the gummies at the background and interpreted the text as “only eat one a day” which is not something I think I can do.

You need to progress the global warming subplot so that the shrub will wither and you can pass.

Put the old sheet in the doorway. Now you can’t leave the room until you are done because the doorway is blocked.

JRPG rules FTW!

You don’t have to do all these things. Just pretend on social media that you do.

Maybe, but they’re cats, not dogs. Looking after them is not as nearly as much time consuming.

That place you were going to will owe to give you the thing you want as a reward for your effort. This is exactly how the world works.