Programmer? IDK. Looks kind of antigrammar to me.

This movie can contain the Epstein files and we wouldn’t know about it.

Call the priest to show him cat pictures?

This affirms my hypothesis that the problem with British food is that they still have their nobility. France is the textbook example of the process - after they guillotined their nobles the good chefs that once served the elite had to offer their services to the general populace. But Britain? Only the nobles (or otherwise wealthy people) can have their servants at home prepare “a roast dinner or a beef wellington or a proper steak and ale pie”, while the comments have to settle for “some fish fingers and chips in the oven”.

Why should he remember the name of a nobody who doesn’t even have a Nobel Peace Prize?

Points deducted for not using the proper frameshot.

Considering all the dystopian models the USA is trying out, Idiocracy doesn’t seem that bad in comparison.

I initially thought he is trying to ward them off with a cross.

Don’t you mean “Redwhiteandblueland”?

It’s a tax you pay for synning.

Wild how “defending their own interests” is considered a valid justification, when it basically means “I did it for my own benefit”.

“By robbing a bank I’m merely defending my interest to be filthy rich - nothing wrong with that”

With a little effort, one can write bad code in any language.

Not really. If that service costs x2 in compute, it also means it causes x2 pollution.

There is no hell

Sure there is. Just look around you!

Of course not! She’s not a couch.

That’s like saying a beehive has a bee infestation.

Different people are different. For some people mere social interaction is draining even if they are interacting with genuinely nice people.

warm floor pants

You’ve misspelled “house fire”

Laugh all you want, but I had warm pants this morning because I left them out unfolded and my cat was sleeping on them.