“More AI features”? Of course we can implement more AI features for you.

Exactly the mindset responsible for the state of modern software.

Thought leaders spent the last couple of decades propaganding that features-per-week is the only metric to optimize, and that if your software has any bit of efficiency or quality in it that’s a clear indicator for a lost opportunity to sacrifice it on the alter of code churning.

The result is not “amazing”. I’d be more amazed had it turned out differently.

First it’s like 30GB, what the hell??

Just be grateful it’s SSD and not RAM.

“One of”. This is US history we’re talking about - the bar is in orbit.

I need one of these. My cat somehow found the exact spot on my laptop that when he sleeps there it blocks all the WiFi signal.

Programmer? IDK. Looks kind of antigrammar to me.

This movie can contain the Epstein files and we wouldn’t know about it.

Call the priest to show him cat pictures?

This affirms my hypothesis that the problem with British food is that they still have their nobility. France is the textbook example of the process - after they guillotined their nobles the good chefs that once served the elite had to offer their services to the general populace. But Britain? Only the nobles (or otherwise wealthy people) can have their servants at home prepare “a roast dinner or a beef wellington or a proper steak and ale pie”, while the comments have to settle for “some fish fingers and chips in the oven”.

Why should he remember the name of a nobody who doesn’t even have a Nobel Peace Prize?

Points deducted for not using the proper frameshot.

Considering all the dystopian models the USA is trying out, Idiocracy doesn’t seem that bad in comparison.

I initially thought he is trying to ward them off with a cross.

Don’t you mean “Redwhiteandblueland”?

It’s a tax you pay for synning.

Wild how “defending their own interests” is considered a valid justification, when it basically means “I did it for my own benefit”.

“By robbing a bank I’m merely defending my interest to be filthy rich - nothing wrong with that”

With a little effort, one can write bad code in any language.

Not really. If that service costs x2 in compute, it also means it causes x2 pollution.