With high speed internet coming out at exactly the same time as my sex drive developed, I have probably seen more nude women than every human in my direct ancestry.
If not combined, I definitely have the high score for now.
Men too :smart:
Are we talking 400 different women or just 800 total boobs in different situations? This is an important distinction.
Should have been a gynecologist.
30 min appointments.
40 hr weeks.
80 vaginas per week.
4160 vaginas per year.
Some repeats per year, probs, but not all. Maybe 3000 more per year?
20 year career.
61,000 vaginas.Of course that probably ruins all joy out of seeing them. But that’s a best in bloodline amount of puss.
As a working artist, can confirm.
Seeing nude people for work is less fun.
Some of them will be from healthy, slim 20 year old girls, but some will be from the opposite end of the spectrum 😐
Or speculum, you could say
Blue waffles are a lot more common than you might assume
By not having kids, you could cement your place as #1 titty seer of your bloodline
Adding this to the list of benefits to being snipped.
Turns out that there’s a curse on humanity that if you see more than 800 boobs in your life, your chromosomes self-destruct. But we’ve never had data to figure out all out.
Down syndrome people would love this trick
Poor gynecologists…
Nope, only applies to boobs. A curse wouldn’t seek to deny innocent people medical treatment.
Poor mamogram techs, though. Between the radiation and the boobiation… rip.
I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. “So do I,” said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But
that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.it could be a lot worse than death by titties800 boobs, even if only counting naked and from a real person (no AI, no drawings) is a low low number, and even skipping porn most pimps will have seen that number in their lives.
I saw 800 boobs just last night. 800 is rookie numbers.
I can confirm that I’ve defied the curse then! 😅
Are you saying parents can’t have porn addictions?
The internet isn’t for porn?? Oh no
I think they just meant that having a kid opens it up so you might not stay #1.
Genuinely couldn’t figure out what HuntressHimbo meant 😅
ceenote might be saying that OP’s dad watches more porn than OP.
No I more meant that OP could keep their lead perpetually by not having kids who could top them.
We’ve seen more naked ladies, but touched less.
I only ever touched one naked lady. That was 16 years ago. I liked it so much, I never touched another one. She seemed to liked being touched by me too and never left.
Really hoping this isn’t a joke about your mom…
Not at all, it’s a joke about your mom.
Oh sheeeeee
So you two are father and son! So cute!
In fairness, your mom’s so fat it’s difficult not to touch her
I hear an alarming large number of people can trace their ancestry back to Genghis Khan and I am not sure you have him beat. Maybe though
I dunno, even assuming Ghengis had sex every day and his proclivities leaned toward having multiple concubines sent to him at one time, that still doesn’t necessarily equal the number of different people someone could cycle through during a session of flogging the bishop. Someone with a high libido could easily pass Khan these days.
Oh i forgot about that guy. Its a closer match-up than i thought.
It’s a good time to be alive.
Counterpoint: We used to exist without any clothing and saw naked ladies all the time. And naked dudes. And even gasp naked children.
Yes but also probably not a ton outside relatively small tribes so might still be low numbers
But did you see them IN PERSON? How good is your score now, uh?
I’m definitely tied for last place unless theres some blindness along the way…
Or some ultra-Christian middle age stuff against nudity even in the bedroom
I live in a naturist resort, (nudist colony) so I still win, probably.
In the yearbook of your bloodline after the entries for greatest warrior, wisest thinker, kindest soul and many others there will be you, top gooner.
A long unbroken line that dies in a million fruitless nuts.
It’s about quality, noy quantity
We’re about to have some quality quantum-titties in the future.
To be fair, any currently living but older relatives will have had the ability to access high speed internet for just as long as you, but also time with older forms of media as well.
Your parents:
My body count is well over twenty, but nothing in the past eight years, by choice. I’m 60.
I’m not bragging, my number is pretty low compared to my contemporaries, even the women.
I do wonder about my virgin adult son, though. Not that I’d ever ask, it’s his business, not mine. Also, none of this matters at all. Not seeing pictures of nude women, not having sex. It’s just a nice aside to living life, not important.
I’m not bragging, my number is pretty low compared to my contemporaries, even the women.
I think that’s a very healthy number. I’m 53 and I had a very self-destructive first half (+) of my life. I stopped counting very deep into the triple digits and if you told me that I hit four digits, I would not be shocked. I have only been with two people I have loved or cared for and, in my opinion, that’s the only number that matters.
IMHO, our generation had a fucked up relationship with sex.
With high speed internet coming out at exactly the same time as my sex drive developed
What percentage of all the naked ladies publically posted on the internet do you think you’ve seen?
Probably close to 0%. Theres a fuckton
