Funny, that would immediately disqualify them in my mind.

Omg you’re going to make me come

back and demand my money back

Using the right “its” on the internet challenge: impossible.

People say kiss me I’m Irish, but nobody says Irish me I’m kiss

It’s better for group texts and sharing pictures/memes across different hardware, and uses data instead of texts so that can be an advantage too

Chesterton’s Fence is the first thing that comes to mind

I ate too many gummy bears and my toilet afterward went triple platinum

Not exhaled through your spleen? The human body truly is amazing

One I’m starting to notice become more popular due to the current culture in Hollywood; actors with obvious plastic surgery in historical settings. It’s like a continuous anachronism throughout the movie constantly breaking the fourth wall.

It was too cloudy to see it here, and it feels extra insulting to know we had less sun than the UK

Unironically

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beauty_Revealed

In the most charitable interpretation, the rent price only barely covers the wear and tear without wfh, but we all know that’s not true.

It could be worse

Wait, another comment said it’s because it’s high in fibre. Seems like it’s a meme that nobody actually knows why, or even experiences it?

They’re butthurt about Helen of Troy in the new Odyssey movie being a very attractive actress, but not white.

I might care if the character has a well-defined appearance in the source material and it’s important to their character. That’s not the case for The Odyssey of course, but there’s a steelman version of the argument that has some merit.

Redistriboobtion is now my political affiliation.

Implicitly stating they’re doing something equally as bad twice a day

Jokes on you; this near the solstice the sky doesn’t get dark enough for me to see anything anyways