You definitely board a taxi though

That’s awesome! Love it when replies are lovely :)

You’re absolutely right, and I agree.

When I started learning the craft of roast comedy, this was drilled into me. You never ever ever punch down. Not under any circumstances. That makes you a bully. But punching up? That makes you a fucking hero. If you’re going to roast someone, first you have to acknowledge that they are better than you in some way, and if you can’t do that, you don’t touch them.

~Of course it’s easy for me, I’m nobody~

I think we already know the answer to that one.

The cable running across the floor is fine as long as it’s superglued down /j

Did you get a reply? :)

“You could make a religion out of this!”

I run mainline Ubuntu and there has only ever been one game I wanted to play that I couldn’t play, and that’s because Epic Games deliberately made it incompatible.

There was absolutely nothing wrong with IRC.

I love every part of this except the part where you have to sign up for discord if you want help.

It’s all gambling. So… do you feel lucky? Well? Do ya, punk?

Nobody deserves to be spied on. Get a grip.

I know just enough to know that I absolutely shouldn’t try to roll my own encryption, and that’s enough knowledge for me

I’m sure that England has been glad to be rid of us for quite some time.

Divestiture of the Colonies Day, I call it. /j

Even if the malware author did correct the issue, it’s unknown whether those already compromised can benefit, or if they’re out of luck.

They literally said the private key was discarded. It’s absolutely known whether those already compromised can benefit. They can’t.

I scrolled down to post this too

I don’t think I’d bother engaging, if they’re speaking in simplistic gotchas they probably got from the internet I have better things to do with my time, such as my wife

Not only that, but also “not only, but also” constructions, which sound more emphatic, conclusive, and relatable.

Abolish all forms of taxation except VAT. Make more essential goods and services VAT exempt. Then crank the rate of VAT sky-high for luxury goods and services. Make it a truly unavoidable Luxury Tax. If the 1% want their excesses, they can afford to pay 175% VAT on them (or whatever number balances the books).

Oh sorry I forgot where I was for a second.

I’d devalue coins by 1p and abolish the penny. If shops wanna charge £7.99 for something, they can work out the damn change from eight 99p coins.

I got shadowbanned from Reddit a few months before I left. I didn’t even know that shadowbanning was a thing. As soon as I learned why my posts weren’t getting any replies at all ever, I emailed in to ask why, and got a canned reply saying that they aren’t going to go into detail. I still have absolutely no idea why it happened. So I just deleted my account and moved over here.