Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.

Their hot pepper relish can be… useful

One thing I emphasize in every training I do is that you do not have backups until you know exactly how long it will take to restore.

That way you can tell your boss it’ll take three times as long and be hailed as a miracle worker, as Scotty intended.

Americans always have the upper hand in other countries by simply speaking English louder and slower until our needs are met.

Last night my wife asked me if I’d seen RFK’s workout video he did “with his old man friend.”

Well now I’m just gonna be weird EVEN HARDER.

Code proof or it didn’t happen.

Extra credit for doing it in Ruby

And has been since at least the Nazis

Does this mean I can personally deny the recognition of other government proceedings? If so, I’m for it.

I feel a similar thing when I see people doing absolutely immoral things like denying health care coverage and making tons of money doing it. I’ve been taught all my life that if someone asks for help you help them, so seeing someone getting praised and paid for being an asshole pisses me off to no end.

Oh, he definitely is. Those are the dirty, nasty, sinful thoughts he has. And he needs help for them because it’s not right and he’s hurting people.

But what he’ll get is an overly-emotional testimony in a church where he “repents” and pushes those intrusive thoughts even deeper rather than dealing with them, where they’ll fester and he’ll probably do something worse than sniffing dirty underpants.

Not a Republican, but I think I’ve got it figured out.

See, they think everyone has these awful, sinful thoughts that they can’t control. When they see trans people living their lives they feel like those trans people are giving into the nasty, sinful thoughts. Or gay people. Or people in interracial relationships. Or really anyone who’s doing something they’ve been told is a naughty, sinful, deplorable thing that no one should do even if it feels good and hurts no one.

So when they see people accepting others who have dirty, naughty, sinful thoughts they assume we’re okay with sin. The conflict arises because we have a different view of sin that is less self-interested. We’re not about punishing people for doing things that feel good and hurts no one, we want to help the people doing things that feel bad, and let people do things that don’t hurt others.

This makes their brains get hot and when their brains get hot they feel angry.

If you scaled it based on the size of the integer you could get that up to 99.9% test accuracy. Like if it’s less than 10 give it 50% odds of returning false, if it’s under 50 give it 10% odds, otherwise return false.

Counterpoint: We used to exist without any clothing and saw naked ladies all the time. And naked dudes. And even gasp naked children.

Probably just an updated hammer and sickle, really.

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I get a light version of the flu for about a day after getting the flu vaccine despite everyone saying the vaccine doesn’t give me the flu. Low fever, achy joints, tiredness, sometimes even congestion.

Totally. If people didn’t have to worry about material needs it would solve a lot of things.

And multiply that times a few hundred million lazy humans and now you know why real journalism is dying.

It’s not a viable business model because people are people.

I’d be really worried about autoimmune reactions. I swear there’s been a few Trek episodes where some kind of universal vaccine has unintended consequences.