Yeah. If you’re gonna be all high and mighty at least prove you’ve read it by citing chapter and verse to help the noob.

Kermit as Bob Newhart would be amazing.

Gonzo saying “as god as my witness I thought turkeys could fly”

This is an amazing idea.

The folks who say “just google it” are often unaware of how their own experience allows them to determine good instructions from bad.

For instance, if I told you to flummox the bumdarten by fluxing the foogartner, how would you begin learning what any of those words mean? How will you know if the bumdarten docs you’ve found are even the current version?

But at some point we have all encountered someone who simply asks for help instead of figuring out how to do it. And those people are usually in management.

Damn that hydrogen burns clean

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Every time I think I can’t hate the US any more…

I’m the leader of antifa and so is my wife!

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I don’t know. Going to N-S rotation would be a fun change from E-W rotation.

That’s why the best selling book in the universe has “Don’t Panic” printed in large, friendly letters on the cover.

My Jewish friends were called “self hating Jews” for being anti-Zionist.

I’m sure a lot of that was the delivery fee.

That and they knew they could overcharge my white ass because I don’t know how to buy drugs.

For a while there in DC you’d buy a $50 cookie and get a gram of weed free with purchase.

Trillion dollar military

As opposed to the traditional use of the Union Jack: Telling native born people they are not welcome on their own islands.

In a way, yes.

Nazi scientists inflated their capability and straight up lied to Operation Paperclip to get out of Germany before the Russians got them.

So one could say that Nazis used UFOs to escape. It’s just the UFOs were also bullshit.

Yep. It feels good knowing I can take a few hundred KB of text files and rebuild my whole system.

That would make more sense

It’s all made up anyway so I’m gonna make it from his death and party like it’s 1993

I’m the only Last Thursdayist I know an it makes sense to me.