War is peace.

Freedom is slavery.

Ignorance is strength.

Which is why we are doomed. The best we can come up with is awful.

The average person is too focused on getting enough money to survive to care about an uninhabitable planet

Oh god, I love that series of hearings. My favorite is when Bob Denver showed up, told Al Gore he was full of shit to his face, then bounced because he had a meeting with NASA

I’ve voted in every primary since I turned 18 in the year 2000 and this is still happening.

My ballot must be broken.

We have the government we have not because choices are being forced on us, but because our citizens keep making shitty choices. Can we not? Please?

Nope. People are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling and will continually fuck things up for stupid reasons.

My dad had that idea and he got roped into a position where he has no power and just receives complaints. He’s not running for reelection.

The solution to this is electing politicians who promise not to compromise during primary season

The person I voted for in the primary has won the general exactly once in my 26 years of voting and that person was Fetterman.

Voting strategically for the least bad candidate presented by the two major parties is the only thing that has been shown to work.

If this is the system working then the system is bullshit.

I fully expect to vote for Newsom because I hate him and that’s how politics works: I vote for someone I hate.

Good thing I’m not a fucking liberal. Assholes fighting for oil are still assholes.

If you’re gonna use violence to enforce your will I’m gonna call you an asshole.

Guess they both suck.

I’ll take my chances. Plus those clothes and shoes sound durable and cheap.

Ever heard of those folks they found in the wild parts of Russia in the late 70s who never even realized the Second World War happened?

Fucking life goals there

Yeah nothing like waking up soggy and slowly rotting

Remote into my other machine and play video games

Lay in my hammock and talk to the birds and squirrels.

vichy pigs

Your mom sounds cool

I do not doubt the French people, only the French police who are clearly running away in this situation.

ACAB

I’ll take the downvotes. This would have killed in _|1996~ the late second millenium