One should always be drunk that’s all that matters.

So as to not feel time’s horrible burden and bows you down you must be drunk without ceasing.

But what with? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you choose.

But get drunk

Simpsons did it

Getting divorced and married. (The second time)

If I want coffee in the morning I just fill my French press the night before with cold water.

And they’ve made drip coffee makers with timers for decades. No WiFi needed.

I already do that crap all day at work. The last thing I want to do is do it to my coffee maker or something.

I’m in the unenviable position of basically doing self hosting for work and all I want to do on the weekend is get greasy under my car.

Gonna change the oil later and replace a MAF

I had a fucking bumper sticker on my car, how do you think I feel?

I’m never supporting another politician ever again.

They’re totally powerless. All they can do is write letters or make speeches.

Except Fetterman, he votes with the republicans.

Save vegetable trimmings in a freezer bag to make vegetable broth.

As well he should

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Ron Swanson would hate this. But Nick Offerman would approve.

(If he’s not a bootlicker.)

Never trust someone from York County

Leo needs to call that punk ass out and show him how Chicago deals with Antichrists

Begun, the drone wars have

Or when it’s hanging on up inside your brain stem and you grab it with a tissue and pull and you feel it sliding over every cerebral wrinkle

You could totally use GitHub for this if you format it with LaTeX or Markdown.

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Kamala lost because voters are idiots and don’t understand we don’t get to vote for no genocide.

That’s my entire point.

You don’t know who I voted for.

And you’re so emotional you’re misreading everything I write.