Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod

Leave it on some form of mass transit before you leave

I’d get the plate “4 C SONS”

Does the article tell us how to cast a vote? I skimmed it and couldn’t find a link to where I could at least send an email.

They’re the sort of assholes who’d only have ham sandwiches on the flight

Brain - Buzzing like a hive full of bees with one person attempting to herd them

Alternative headline: “People are leaving ineffective platforms and outlets and looking for better ones.”

The idea that MSNBC is part of the resistance is laughable.

Megadeth agrees

A significant portion of Lemmy believes that if men don’t get sex they turn Republican so maybe they’ll be normal if we get them a sex robot.

Like that will change their minds. Republicans are gonna lick Trump’s taint until their tongues are orange.

People have been wondering what the liberal response to the right wing media landscape should be and I feel like this is a good start.

I didn’t say it was smart

“I don’t care who voted for me and didn’t vote for me,” McCormick said Friday in a victory speech. “Today, I turn the page. I am focused on serving every single Pennsylvanian.”

Bullshit.

People want change. It’s like they’re fixing a car and the correct tool isn’t doing the job. So they break out a hammer to at least get the bolt moving. Yeah, it’s gonna fuck other things up but it will at least do something.

It’ll be fucking hilarious but it’s not gonna break them out of their bubble. Not even if they give a speech at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner, assuming we ever have one again.

I’m a little worried that, like the Colbert Report, the weirdos won’t realize we’re making fun of them.

That would be better than flying empty planes all over the place so airlines don’t lose their slots at airports.

Nah, if you want good meat you need to finish us on acorns and apples.

They could start by not telling people to calm down.

Aliens don’t want us. We’re not well socialized, messy, and eat terrible food so we’ll taste awful.