The Pope has never been to Epstein Island as far as I’m aware, so he’s already harder on crime than certain people we could mention.

I’m still trying to work out if this one’s a late April Fool…

Imagine working for the man. You just hear crazy shit day in, day out, and have to quickly adapt and run with it, otherwise he’ll find another mug who will.

You make a change. It doesn’t fix it.

You change it back. The code now works.

I can’t think of anyone more unpopular than Vance.

I mean Trump’s a massive cunt, but at least his own side like him.

Vance hasn’t even got that…

Yeah, but you still can’t explain monads.

If they think that will stop bombs, they’re very much mistaken.

Although I suspect the Iranian regime know that all too well, and that this will solidify people against the invaders. It’s hard to side with people who’ve just turned your family into mince.

I think Fantasy World is the best one, if only for the memories of my mate being grounded for calling the 0898 number for the solution to some of the puzzles.

It’s a .webp file for me.

Chances are the program you’re using supports all this crap, and ignores the extension anyway, because far too many people just rename files to “convert” them.

Only real way to be sure is to open it with a hex editor. The first few bytes will tell you what a file type really is.

Imagine being the furthest people away from Donald Trump.

A tornado? They’re expected to die at the slightest mishap. Easily replaceable and cheaper than buying more land.

A10 goes BRRRRRRRRR.

Sand, brown people, oil… What’s the difference between friends?

We (the UK) don’t need oil from the Strait of Hormuz. Most of that goes to Asian countries.

They’re far more likely just to pay Iran a nominal amount to keep it flowing.

The UK actually imports more from the US than anywhere else. We should stop propping up tinpot regimes, and buy from local friendly countries, or better still, just use a lot less of it.

Enough of that, it’s nearly time for the Two Minutes Hate!

Almost as if it’s one big gambling grift.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg547ljepvzo

So the old rivalry is back, only instead of a space race, it’s a race to implement the Handmaid’s Tale.

All sold at “market rates” no matter the source.

Same reason I pay gas electricity prices, when most of it is made by wind turbines.

This is our life on capitalism…

Also, most NATO countries don’t really depend that much on that oil. Most of it goes to Asia.

It’s the various US allies in the gulf that are going to be feeling the pinch the most. If oil isn’t getting out, they won’t be getting paid. And they’re getting pelted by Iranian drones to boot.

We just need Rache Bartmoss to kill the old one…

I like how Trump’s response to this is a petulant “well we don’t need you anyway, so there!”

Europe needs to seriously up it’s arms manufacturing though.