I appreciate that! I don’t know why you want to “be annoying” about calling people Nazis, but I won’t pry.

No, the only thing my heritage made me an expert in is almost certainly getting dementia in my late 60s. Bigotry is learned, you can’t inherit it.

Based on what you’ve said, I believe you.

More bigotry will help!

I mean, there might be some in there, but my ancestors were overwhelmingly German. You on the other hand, I can tell, are 100% a douchebag. What a rich heritage!

No, you’re bigoted against Polish people, and it’s not new at all.

They’re getting downvoted because they made an obviously bigoted statement. But, y’know, bigots gonna bigot.

Yep, it’s like that all over the world, anyone saying “fuck everyone from this particular country” is simply a bigot.

So people who can’t reproduce shouldn’t be able to get married either, hysterecomies and vasectomies invalidate your marriage and preclude future marriage. Women have to get a divorce and can’t remarry once they’ve gone through menopause. In fact, men can’t give birth at all, so only women should be able to get married. Makes sense to me!

This one doesn’t really need a monkey’s paw curse since, as written, I’d argue you could only change it once anyway, then you’d be stuck with that power.

Yeah, that’s not what animal means.

No, it’s a good demonstration on their common lack of values. They have no class solidarity and will turn on anyone who has helped them in the past if they think they’ll get ahead.

I don’t know him, does he look like your pillow guy? I can’t afford a pillow guy unfortunately, I just buy my pillows from stores.

59.99+tax

Idk, lemme ask the I Can Haz Cheeseburger cat

Snek

Trust me, as someone who lived in both Dakotas, Idaho is definitely the upgrade.

I’m trying to come up with more bed puns but nothing is springing to mind.

Eh, just comes across to me like it was sleeping cozily moments before the picture was taken.

They probably don’t have oil to steal