Grok boasted that Musk had the “potential to drink piss better than any human in history,” that he was “the ultimate throat goat” whose “blowjob prowess edges out Trump’s”
This is gonna piss off the Reagan family. Everybody knows Nancy was the true Throat GOAT.
Clay “Bubba” Higgins
Yeah, from the article
Damn, even the flags go down at the White House.
2022-Present: The Butthole Era
Not just in logos, but also in enshitification in general.
I like how now that it’s inevitable, he’s pivoted to saying the Republicans should release them. He’s like a fucking toddler who shit himself and is insisting he meant to do that.
Lol perfect delivery.
…that he was into the barely legal type. Like, he liked 15-year-old girls.
So, by “barely legal” you mean “100% illegal”?
Any sort of normal life while working 60 hours a week isn’t going to be easy. I don’t think being a family man is the problem here. Maybe consider looking for another job that isn’t as demanding?
“That’s a great question! You are definitely clear to land with no other planes in sight!”
“Uh are you sure? I can see another plane on the runway.”
“You’re totally right! I did not account for the other plane on the runway. You are clear to land now.”
I was just wondering if he could sue for malicious prosecution.
I’m glad DC juries aren’t putting up with Trump and Bondi’s fascist shit
Lol dammit, I just realized I did the same thing with The Expanse. And I also read the first book but not the others. And I did the same thing with the video game too!
I think it’s something I want to enjoy, but wasn’t enjoying as much as I felt I should be.
He underwent a successful heart transplant in 2012.
I’m an organ donor, but my ghost-self would be so mad if I died and my heart went to Dick fucking Cheney.
There actually was something in the article that surprised me:
The analysts also said consumers have paid for about 50% to 70% of the total tariff cost to date.
I was shocked it wasn’t 100% to 120%. The fact that any businesses are shouldering even a portion of the tariffs is incredible. I fully expected them to go “Oh tariff is 50%? Better charge the consumer 60% just so we get our cut.”
Cause Jesus spoke English, duh.
/s
Yeah, did other people’s computers stop having power buttons or something?
This just made me realize that the first time I heard the term “furry” was from the network guy I used to work with 20 some years ago .