Just when you thought the bar couldn’t possibly be lower…
What a demented piece of shit
This is so stupid that i’m lead to believe they are doing it on purpose to put all the blame of the iran war on trump so that the rest of the government can save his face.
Yeah. It’s the “f-bomb” in the message that’s disturbing.
Not the frustrated tantrum anger from a US president. Not the threatened war crimes. Not the framing of the actions to be god’s will.
It’s “Oh my,! What a potty mouth!”.
Trump did not write this. Either he’s dead and someone else (probably Miller) wrote this or he completely lost his mind.
It’s from an AI, comprised on a model based on trumps prolific posting past. trumpAI.
Think you’re right. As stupid as this is it’s far too coherent to be a trump rant. This has angry middle class big truck small dick energy.
Also, used an M dash and wasn’t entirely all caps like he usually types. I won’t lie…I abused M dashes in college because I am a shitty writer, but I know AI was trained on my shitty college papers lol.
That’s an N dash. They are named that way because of how wide they are.
So your assessment is wrong. Since everyone knows M dash is the one only AI uses, and AI didn’t learn to do that from humans who do. Nope.
Yeah no way this is actually Trump. It feels very different from his normal vernacular and cadence.
It wasn’t written with caps lock, that’s a give away at this point.
Not even at Easter do MAGA abstain from the White House special flour.
I hate every single person that allowed this to happen. If you voted for Trump or didn’t vote against him I hope you get a very painful cancer.
The bar is already much lower. “Cursing on a Sunday” wouldn’t hit my radar with a normal president either, tbh.
Imagine that’s what does it tho lmao. Like they just have him actually retire due to that.
To be clear, the straight was open. Why was it that they closed it down?
I saw the screenshot and it was so unhinged, so absolutely batshit crazy, that I just naturally assumed it was a meme someone generated.
25th Amendment NOW.
“Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the F—in’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell – JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP,” Trump wrote in a Truth Social post.
Could you imagine the reaction if any other president wrote the words “Praise be to Allah”?
Inb4 he kicked the bucket earlier this weekend and shits fucked
Unforgivable
Unforgivably hot
Seriously, whether or not Obama was our best president is debatable (certainly the best recent president). But he was undoubtedly our sexiest president.
Biden was better. He quietly got a good amount of stuff done.
The Bipartisan Infrastructure Law (2021): Enacted a historic $1.2 trillion investment to modernize the nation’s roads, bridges, public transit systems, and power grids, while simultaneously expanding high-speed broadband access and clean drinking water infrastructure.
The Inflation Reduction Act (2022): Passed sweeping legislation that represented the largest federal investment in combating climate change in U.S. history, while also lowering prescription drug prices and capping insulin costs at $35 a month for Medicare recipients.
The CHIPS and Science Act (2022): Directed $280 billion to boost domestic research and the manufacturing of semiconductor chips, aiming to strengthen supply chains, enhance national security, and reduce reliance on foreign technology.
The Bipartisan Safer Communities Act (2022): Signed the most significant federal gun safety legislation in nearly three decades, which enhanced background checks for buyers under 21, closed the “boyfriend loophole,” and funded state-level red flag laws.
Confirmation of Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson (2022): Successfully nominated and oversaw the confirmation of the first Black woman to serve on the United States Supreme Court.
The PACT Act for Veterans (2022): Expanded access to VA health care and benefits for millions of veterans who were exposed to toxic burn pits, Agent Orange, and other hazardous substances during their military service.
The Respect for Marriage Act (2022): Enshrined federal protections for same-sex and interracial marriages, officially repealing the previously established Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA).
Strengthening NATO and Global Alliances: Reinvigorated frayed international partnerships and unified Western allies to support Ukraine following Russia’s invasion, which included the historic expansion of NATO to include Finland and Sweden.
Rejoining the Paris Agreement and WHO: Took executive action on his very first day in office to formally rejoin the international Paris Climate Agreement and halt the United States’ withdrawal from the World Health Organization.
Historic Job Growth and Economic Recovery: Presided over a post-pandemic economic rebound that saw the creation of more than 15 million jobs during his term, bringing the national unemployment rate down to near 50-year lows.
Electoral Count Reform Act (2022): Signed bipartisan legislation to overhaul the 1887 Electoral Count Act, clarifying the vice president’s strictly ceremonial role in certifying elections to help prevent future attempts at election subversion.
I have an Obama body pillow that I hump and sleep beside every night.
On a scale of “plush” to “potato chip,” how crunchy is your Obama?
The suit and mustard on his hotdog were his true crimes. /s
Mustard is the designated “normal” condiment for hot dogs, no??? Mustard+relish, maybe some diced onion. What was he supposed to have used, ketchup??? 🤢
Or did he use some “fancy” stone ground dijon mustard so people were offended it wasn’t just yellow mustard?
EDIT: I looked it up and it was spicy Dijon mustard on a hamburger, not a hot dog. That’s extra silly because hamburgers go with basically any condiment, from sriracha to aioli.
people were offended because they thought it’s elitist to eat dijon
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I’m poor and stupid but I eat dijon and I love it
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the same people went on to vote for the most elitist president I’ve known by far
they simply wanted to hate the black man
if the only reason to hate him republicans could think of is that he ate mustard, that man is irreproachable
Dijon isn’t even much more expensive than other mustards lol
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Ketchup is typically on hotdogs.
The wikipedia image for hot dog has only mustard on it, and the vast majority of images when searching for “hot dog” have mustard, or both mustard and ketchup, but I don’t see a single example of only ketchup. Only ketchup on a hotdog is usually what would be served to young children.
Gatekeeping condiments on other people’s food isn’t a great look.
Yep, the GOP looked pretty dumb for doing this
Damn he looks good
It’s the secret code that tells the other billionaires to hurry into their bunkers.
- Dumbledore asked calmly on Easter.
Agent of chaos.
The Deep Logic of Solar-Capitlism vis-à-vis the Tellurian Lubricant is on full display.
Mashallah, does Trump not know that Islam abhors idols? What does he hope to accomplish by leveling cities but the inbringing of Allah’s endtimes? To build is to be Christian, but desertifying is to be Muslim; this is why the deeper the West goes into the M.E., the further Islam spreads.
I understand an apostrophe is used to replace the terminating letter ‘g’ in a verb ending in “-ing” to indicate informal, colloquial speech or dialect - and that its use represents the omission of the “g” sound.
Nice.
I just didn’t think Pedophile Felon Drink Bleach Trump made much use of the apostrophe in general, but perhaps I’m mistaken.
The irony was when reading the post, the apostrophe was what made me question if he wrote it. I was surprised he knew how to use an apostrophe or where to find it on his phones keyboard. That was my first thought about the person Americans elected to lead their country. Says a lot and I am American.
He is such an embarrassment…
Sounds like a drunken hegseth post. Pretty sure Trump is dead and we’re getting AI trump for Easter announcements lol
It’s a Bible verse.
John 20: 14-16
At this, she turned around and saw Jesus standing there, but she did not realize that it was Jesus.
He asked her, “Woman, why are you crying?Who is it you are looking for?”
Thinking he was the gardener, she said, “Sir, if you have carried him away, tell me where you have put him, and I will get him.”
Jesus said to her, “Open the fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.”
She turned toward him and cried out in Aramaic, “WTF!” (which means “what the fuck”).
It’s weird how it seems like something he would totally write, but at the same time doesn’t? Sure, there’s the shitty lack of grammar and randomly capitalized words…yet it just doesn’t seem completely him. “Open the fuckin’ straits,” just doesn’t read at all like something he would write. I don’t know, I think I really just want and need to see THAT headline pop up on my phone - so I’m definitely just grasping at whatever glimmer of hope I can find.
Its the “praise be to Allah” part that gets me, I can’t see him saying that even being sarcastic
I thought the same thing, but went back and searched “fuckin” among his “Truths” and found quite a few dating back years. This one is uniquely unhinged though, given the civilian catastrophe it would cause, as well as further exacerbating global commodity shortages, which are already going to get really bad without any further action
It’s not so much the use of the word, but more to do with the general flow of what was written. It just doesn’t “feel” like something that dipshit would write. It feels more like someone doing a poor impersonation of him.
I dunno… after the “🖕 Fuck you, buddy” thing, I wouldn’t put it past him
Don’t make me hopeful.
It was Hegseth’s turn to shove his arm up Trump’s shitty asshole and make him dance.
He really somehow manages to keep out-doing himself…it’s staggering.
That doesn’t sound like his typical cadence. I don’t think Trump wrote that.
Especially the “fuckin’” part. Would he actually write it like that, instead of “fuckin” or just “fucking”? It seems wrong for him.
This seems more like the Secretary of War Crimes, Pete Hegseth.
It does seem crazy in a way that isn’t his normal crazy
Yeah, have we seen him out of the hospital live? Cause videos could be ore recorded.
The only F-word I need from Trump “Files”, as in “Epstein Files”.
“Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the F—in’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell – JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP,” Trump wrote in a Truth Social post.
praise be to Allah… we know who’s bribing him this week
