Just when you thought the bar couldn’t possibly be lower…

  • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today
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    5 hours ago

    It’s a Bible verse.

    John 20: 14-16

    At this, she turned around and saw Jesus standing there, but she did not realize that it was Jesus.

    He asked her, “Woman, why are you crying?Who is it you are looking for?”

    Thinking he was the gardener, she said, “Sir, if you have carried him away, tell me where you have put him, and I will get him.”

    Jesus said to her, “Open the fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.”

    She turned toward him and cried out in Aramaic, “WTF!” (which means “what the fuck”).