President Trump on Sunday morning raged against Iran over the Strait of Hormuz, threatening to strike the country’s infrastructure and urging Tehran to “open the F—in’ Strait, you crazy basta…
Just when you thought the bar couldn’t possibly be lower…
It’s weird how it seems like something he would totally write, but at the same time doesn’t? Sure, there’s the shitty lack of grammar and randomly capitalized words…yet it just doesn’t seem completely him. “Open the fuckin’ straits,” just doesn’t read at all like something he would write. I don’t know, I think I really just want and need to see THAT headline pop up on my phone - so I’m definitely just grasping at whatever glimmer of hope I can find.
It felt off to me too and I think I’ve finally pinned it down. It’s not rambling enough. It’s unhinged, sure, but fairly concise and stays on topic. This would usually be a full paragraph that wanders off into the weeds to yell about how much better than Biden he is for a line or two.
Also I agree with you, I don’t think he would correctly use an apostrophe in the word " fuckin’ " like that.
I thought the same thing, but went back and searched “fuckin” among his “Truths” and found quite a few dating back years. This one is uniquely unhinged though, given the civilian catastrophe it would cause, as well as further exacerbating global commodity shortages, which are already going to get really bad without any further action
It’s not so much the use of the word, but more to do with the general flow of what was written. It just doesn’t “feel” like something that dipshit would write. It feels more like someone doing a poor impersonation of him.
Sounds like a drunken hegseth post. Pretty sure Trump is dead and we’re getting AI trump for Easter announcements lol
It’s a Bible verse.
John 20: 14-16
At this, she turned around and saw Jesus standing there, but she did not realize that it was Jesus.
He asked her, “Woman, why are you crying?Who is it you are looking for?”
Thinking he was the gardener, she said, “Sir, if you have carried him away, tell me where you have put him, and I will get him.”
Jesus said to her, “Open the fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.”
She turned toward him and cried out in Aramaic, “WTF!” (which means “what the fuck”).
It’s weird how it seems like something he would totally write, but at the same time doesn’t? Sure, there’s the shitty lack of grammar and randomly capitalized words…yet it just doesn’t seem completely him. “Open the fuckin’ straits,” just doesn’t read at all like something he would write. I don’t know, I think I really just want and need to see THAT headline pop up on my phone - so I’m definitely just grasping at whatever glimmer of hope I can find.
It felt off to me too and I think I’ve finally pinned it down. It’s not rambling enough. It’s unhinged, sure, but fairly concise and stays on topic. This would usually be a full paragraph that wanders off into the weeds to yell about how much better than Biden he is for a line or two.
Also I agree with you, I don’t think he would correctly use an apostrophe in the word " fuckin’ " like that.
Its the “praise be to Allah” part that gets me, I can’t see him saying that even being sarcastic
I can see him writing that for a million dollars.
I dunno… after the “🖕 Fuck you, buddy” thing, I wouldn’t put it past him
I thought the same thing, but went back and searched “fuckin” among his “Truths” and found quite a few dating back years. This one is uniquely unhinged though, given the civilian catastrophe it would cause, as well as further exacerbating global commodity shortages, which are already going to get really bad without any further action
It’s not so much the use of the word, but more to do with the general flow of what was written. It just doesn’t “feel” like something that dipshit would write. It feels more like someone doing a poor impersonation of him.
Don’t make me hopeful.
It was Hegseth’s turn to shove his arm up Trump’s shitty asshole and make him dance.