• DupaCycki@lemmy.world
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    He’s been rejected by everybody he’s ever met. That’s probably why he’s a rapist and a predator.

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    Trump finally reaping what he sows. Or, to put it more succinctly for my contemporary peers…he found out!

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    NATO was created as a defensive measure to present a combined defence in the event of being attacked.

    It was NOT created to provide back up to a wannabe Napoleon with tiny dick syndrome because he decides to start a war on his own.

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        A valid point and frankly still a stain on the organisation that they failed to justify. History aside it does not alter the fact of why it was created and why it should not be aiding the Fanta Fuhrer now.

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    “hey, you, fuck you! also, I’ll take your shit. also, come help me pls! but also, fuck you.” - tronald dump

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    That was one labored sentence! I cannot be the only one that parsed it as: “Trump says he’s been rejected by NATO (while) most allies (are) to join mission …”

    Instead, it wants to say: “Trump says he’s been rejected by NATO and most allies (in his desire for them) to join mission …”

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    “Guys! GUYS! You really depend on the oil that flows through the Strait so come and help me open it!”

    “But your actions closed it in the first place.”

    “OMG I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU WON’T HELP! :`(”

    Fuck me, this is what international politics and diplomacy have become.

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      Also, most NATO countries don’t really depend that much on that oil. Most of it goes to Asia.

      It’s the various US allies in the gulf that are going to be feeling the pinch the most. If oil isn’t getting out, they won’t be getting paid. And they’re getting pelted by Iranian drones to boot.

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        Not just that, but Europe is able to pay the oil price, although Russia getting it is a problem. At the same time oil consumption is half of the USAs and falling due to BEVs and heat pumps. It is probably a lot cheaper then to go to war.

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        “don’t really depend that much on that oil”

        Then why tf do I have to pay 30cts/liter more for gasoline?

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          All sold at “market rates” no matter the source.

          Same reason I pay gas electricity prices, when most of it is made by wind turbines.

          This is our life on capitalism…

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          Okay, some people depend on that oil. I don’t, because I ride a bike.

          We should all have gotten out of our oil dependency a long time ago, but apparently politicians prefer being dependent on questionable regimes in unstable regions.

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            I don’t, because I ride a bike.

            What an unbelievably stupid thing to say. Do the fields where your food grows ride a bike as well? Did your bike ride a bike to the store you bought it at? Did the clothes on your back ride a bike to your wardrobe?

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              It might surprise you, but stuff I already have is unaffected by the recent increase in fuel costs.

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    But I thought that the “greatest military in the world” wouldn’t need help for a war that has “already been won”?

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      That’s not it. It’s the lack of enthusiasm that drags Donnie down, the feeling that he has to always be the one to come up with ideas to keep this relationship with NATO alive.

      Would it kill them to bomb one little school, leave some civilian corpses as a surprise around the (white) house or do those sweet little coups together in a foreign land, like they used to do?

      It’s exhausting, really

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    so the NATO that he trashes all the time, and wants the US to abandon, won’t help him in his entirely unnecessary War that he’s thrown his country into, purely in an attempt to divert attention from his involvement with Jeffrey Epstein… How surprising.

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      I don’t believe that, it’s so he can try to cancel the mid terms by being at war. He might have just done it bit earlier due to that.

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        that’s not a thing in Murican constitution… he can’t just cancel elections, which is why he is trying to stop women from voting

        The orange idiot saw that from Ukraine and figured the world runs on the same laws… he is just that stupid

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    NATO is a defensive alliance, not to be invoked when you get bribed by the zionists to start a war you cant finish. Our NATO allies owe us nothing in this situation but lawsuits for US/Israeli terrorism and destroying the oil markets.

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    He’s being"rejected" by a group that he has spent the last year shitting on?

    Gee, what a surprise…

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    “Mum. MUM. MUMMMMMMMMM!”
    “WHAT?”
    “Clean me. I’ve did a whoops in my pants.”
    “Again? Oh FFS.”

    two minutes later

    “MUMMMMMMM.”
    WHAT?
    “Clean me. I’ve done another whoopsy. It stinks.”
    “NO, clean up your own mess.”
    “OMG, THIS IS SO UNFAIR. I’M GOING TO HOLD A PRESS CONFERENCE TO TELL THE WORLD HOW YOU WON’T CLEAN UP MY SHIT!”

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    Reads like a text chat between an incel and a woman on the internet.


    Trump: You are stupid. You are ugly and fat. I’m so much better than you ever will be and also fuck all our agreements. Null and void. And you owe me $13.47 for that coffee I paid for.

    Them: stares confused . Then watches their economies be negatively impacted by trump.

    Trump: hey we are buddies right? Come help me bomb civilians.

    Them: no thanks.

    Trump: you are a stupid fat ugly bitch and I don’t need you anyway.

    Trump (next day): how’s it going? . So when are you deploying your troops to help out at the straight?

    Them: blocks trump