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Cake day: June 11th, 2023

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  • Yeah, he has some.

    • He strongly believes in the sanctity of marriage between a man and his couch.
    • He believes people with darker skin or non-Caucasian features are disgusting and should be banished from the county (…except his own kids).
    • He believes that memes featuring him with a bald head and a goofy baby-like face hurt his thin-skinned, insecure ego and therefore are bad for the country.
    • He believes that eyeliner is completely okay if you’re the VP, but if you identify as male or trans and your name isn’t JD Vance then it should be banned.
    • He believes that Putin destroying American democracy is perfectly acceptable, to the point that ‘Vladdy Daddy’ should be eagerly assisted from inside the Whitehouse.