

“I don’t always lick my own butthole. But when I do it tastes like Dos Equis beer” -The Most Interesting Cat In The World


“I don’t always lick my own butthole. But when I do it tastes like Dos Equis beer” -The Most Interesting Cat In The World


He clearly lives in a completely different reality to me and millions of other people.
There was a clip from the other day where a reporter asked him about a person they had interviewed who stated that grocery prices have gone way up.
His response? “She’s wrong!”
Putting aside the fact that he was clearly and profoundly incorrect, the unbridled dismissiveness of his response is crazy.
So the woman who was at the grocery store buying groceries just like she is every week, and noticing prices going up again (not to mention shrinkification), is wrong. And you, Donald, who has no fucking clue how much any groceries are, are right?
Give me a break!


And knock down another part of the Whitehouse out of spite.


“States’ rights for me, but not for thee!”


Every accusation is a confession.


It’s funny how he’s been caught lying so many times on situations involving Epstein, yet he still expects people to believe he didn’t require girls trafficked by Epstein.
Nobody except a contingent of the most deluded rubes believes him. And rightly so. He’s a spineless, toady compulsive liar, with terrible judgment skills, no morals, and some creepy perversions.


Imagine leaving Texas because you think it’s too liberal.


Maybe it’s watched vs buffered?


I initially read that headline as “go unpaid”. And I was not at all surprised.


Also with nothing that Piers Morgan was completely useless in this debacle. As per usual.


She is the queen of the psychotic Karens.


To the surprise of nobody.


So the party that’s supposedly against government waste and is ‘America first’ is buying lots of luxury stuff for the Secretary of Puppy Murder and pouring billions into Argentina. Got it.


“The beatings will continue until morale improves!”


Ah yes, the latest episode in the ongoing saga of "Putin fabricates bullshit to try to distract the Russian people from the misery and suffering he’s putting them through.


‘Fat’ soldiers are fired. Meanwhile, ICE is expanding their already burgeoning Meal Team Six battalions.


But… Microplastics are what brains crave! They’ve got electrolytes!


But I’m sure to quite a few of those people this will be 100% the fault of the Democrats.


A) because they have more money than they know what to do with it.
B) because they think that greasing his palms will help them schmooze and collude with even more ultra-wealthy people, and get them even more money and influence.
Thanksgiving is going to be interesting in that household this year.