If you’re not going to have somebody competent in the role, a missing or incapacitated figurehead might be the next best thing. It’s why I’m not as bothered by Trump’s golf trips anymore.

Kadir beneath Mo Moteh.

Everyone with a live dog, raise your hand!

Sally, put your hand down.

Is there a translator in the room when they meet or is each side just guessing about what the other is saying?

Quickly losing a war against the entire rest of the world might be better than the existing option of slowly losing a war against their much smaller neighbor from their perspective.

She’s trying to find another small-faced husband first.

It’s coming right for us!

If you can’t do that, start layering on some coats of Scotchgard. You’ll know it’s ready when you can pressure-wash it without darkening the upholstery.

I wonder if he’s deliberately ramping up the outrage with some of his recent words and actions as a fresh distraction from the distraction from the files. Absorb some of the public opinion hits to let other decoys relax until it’s the next one’s turn.

He’s been a prick the whole time so it’s not a huge change from the usual. Seems like an extra 10 or 20% lately though.

Pete Hague-seth should start tattooing himself with disguised Scheveningen Prison blueprints now so they’ll be ready in time for his escape attempt.

He’d never actually need to, unfortunately, but it’d be funny if he tried.

One of these days I’ll catch those fleeing goalposts.

Just fine. Won’t quote it here because it’s unpleasant. Page 238 of the big English PDF (and I don’t mean Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor).

Is it though? Undernourishment and food supply charts for same time frame and countries. NK line cuts off in 2018, must’ve stopped sharing data around then because the situation was getting so good and it’s been smooth sailing for global economic and political stability since then.

I have lingering doubts.

How’s their feeding people (and not “to dogs”) capability doing?

What?

And security is on a smoke break.

In order to keep the memory of their hero alive, all speaking engagements covered by this act must take place outside in an area with long, unobstructed sight lines.

Tuesday

Somebody must’ve lit a fire under his ass to get him to do it.

He’ll be remembered as an incendiary figure by some but forgotten by most.