https://lemmy.world/post/49151085

Stop, you monster, they’re already dead!

No.

Why did Joe Biden shit my pants?

Presidential transport’s full.

This is not a link to an article.

Hope they cleaned it out really well afterward. That’s the type of smell that transfers and lingers.

It’s something more like this:

These aren’t the actual ones used but the photo in the article only shows one from the back.

Article?

Article?

He’s done a couple good things lately.

Caaaaaaaaaaat

Our supply levels are fine but jail anyone who says they’re not because that’s a secret and we can’t let everyone know. Got it.

… Paralyzed at the bottom of the stairs, watching a hungry cat walk closer, powerless to stop what comes next.

Article?

The fur-er.

Don’t want people to completely ignore the easy ones though. Maybe eligibility for the high-value target bonus is unlocked by taking down a certain number of the common (low-hanging fruit) devices. Track everyone’s stats, work out the daily average, make that the cut-off so anyone below that number gets a reduced award instead of handing it to cherry-pickers. Some kind of MMORPG-inspired mechanic like that.

I’ll vote for the candidate who shoots down the most Flock devices (cameras, drones, executives et cetera).

They should all aspire to be more like successfully reformed J6er Matthew Huttle.