Time for a cuisine pivot to get ahead of the curve:

“Towing the line” is a reasonable error to make but “toeing the line” is the expression.

The all-powerful creator of the universe really wants those tiny calamari rings though.

I don’t suppose there’s any other motive they might have for trying to increase the supply of neglected children.

Don’t forget the knee-vy.

You joke but once you collect five of them, they can be traded for a sternly-worded letter.

At the risk of stating the obvious, an attack now would catch them while their Pantsir’s down.

Happens to me too sometimes. Might be heavy topics that I’m still dwelling on or something I’m feeling better about (but maybe had been losing sleep over previously). Given the time of year, vitamin D deficiency is something else I’d consider but not as my first thought.

And if something really important gets caught in that, don’t worry, they’ll e-mail again. If they don’t, it’s clearly not that important.

Leftovers in the fridge?

Sure hope they don’t… what’s that term for appeasement again?

Hope it didn’t come across as a “hey idiot” kind of remark, more jokes are typically a good thing. It’s one of those substances where I try to maintain a healthy level of discomfort so I don’t settle into bad habits and complacency. I have done unwise things with other hazardous materials before but that one gets all the personal protective equipment.

If you’ve ever used hydrofluoric acid, you’d know why you don’t want to use hydrofluoric acid.

How is this anything but an unfair double standard biased against the GOP? On one hand, it’s against the rules to make explicit calls for illegal actions but on the other, it is okay to tell people not to do illegal things?

Wait, yeah, I heard it.

“Good news, Mr. Big Strong President Sir! Your approval ratings are 100% _{of what they were yesterday.}”

There are specific window-breaker muzzle attachments for this purpose. It’s not what I’d use either if something without a gun mounted behind it was available though. Some eBay warrior wanted to try out their high-speed tacticool gear and got their golden opportunity.

So the French government can do it but when I go out and tell people to get fucked, it’s a problem.

I told them they never should have installed the “shut down El Paso airspace for 10 days” button on the same remote as his TV controls.

Breaking Urgent Special Fox News Operation: Raskin SLAMMED in Fact Check! Some Person _{named Donald Trump} Only Mentioned 999,999 Times!

Which, by the standards of Putin’s Russia, is really saying something.