It’s because there’s an Iran hiding in Ireland.

They left those out to make room for the one about how their god can totally beat up all the others and a reminder to take a day off from work every week.

Where’s the article? What does the sidebar of this community say?

Give him human-like speech but all he can say is stuff like “bark”, “woof”, “ruff”. Understands a handful of our languages though.

Excuse me, your honor, full of youths.

They’re planning ahead for this possibility.

If somebody breaks my glasses because they think there’s a camera inside, I’m going to see red. Blurry red.

The worst thing about an asshole fight is that one group of assholes has to win.

We theoretically predict and experimentally validate that when the impinging angle is below an invariant critical value of ∼30^◦, the flow rate of splashback under human urination conditions can be significantly suppressed…

Thurairajah K et al. Splash-free urinals for global sustainability and accessibility: Design through physics and differential equations. PNAS Nexus. 2025 Apr 8

It’s not difficult, just takes a little preparation beforehand.

A few have tried, one came close.

One of those cans of nuts that’s really a spring-loaded snake toy thing.

Got a real sourpuss there.

Multivitamin tablets. Not much of a meal on their own but if food availability and variety become an issue, they’ll help replace some of what you’re missing.

Your cat has scan lines, try adjusting its refresh rate or your camera’s frame rate so one matches the other.

I thought that was when you- oh, wait! Hedging, never mind.

Two parts of the same attack: Undermine election integrity while also pushing the idea that votes don’t matter anyway. Maybe you’re only partially successful with both approaches but a couple percentage points here and a couple there can tip previously well-balanced scales in the attacker’s favor.

Is it time?

Saturn devouring his (invisible) son.