I brought down all my department’s services to take a day off and blame it on Amazon. Next year when negotiating a raise/budget increase, I’ll point to this incident and take credit for migrating us off AWS after six months of in-person training classes (either in places I haven’t visited or would like to see again) and another six months of hard work in the office (napping in the server room).

2026 is looking pretty good already and I definitely won’t regret tempting fate by saying that.

This meowchine kills fascists.

They can bukkake him with ribbons and medals until he looks like a North Korean general, guy is still a corrupt braindead pedo and deserves no respect. I won’t complain about him supporting Ukraine to push (what’s left of) the Russians back to Russia though.

We’re fucked and now it’s a matter of determining how much fuckeder we’re going to be.

Math class.

I heard Barack Obama didn’t go to work in either of the twin towers on 9/11 either. What did he know and when did he know it?

ignored repeated stern warnings

I hate it when I run through a crowd with my fist leading the way, shouting “Don’t get punched, don’t get punched, don’t get punched!” and then they think it’s my fault when somebody hits my fist with their face. Can’t they see I’m the victim here?

It’s a risk he’s willing to take.

They each get a spin on the Wheel of Bereavement. Prizes include a multi-pack of Cheetos, Lada (used), or a copy of The Sims 3 _{or an enlistment contract.}

You should take fewer showers.

Ted gets one honest statement per fiscal year (shutdown or not) and this is what he burns it on.

Done, now what?

I see 7 comments on one and 6 on the other. Are you seeing 0 or just fewer than you remember?

I have an idea but it requires several pairs of simultaneously-activated key switches and will probably end humanity.

Danc is trying out the “if you would just consent, this wouldn’t be rape so it’s really your fault” approach.

The people involved are the common denominator.

Guess he got too tired of so much winning.

The AR-15 is a pretty good gun, any dog can be a good dog if treated appropriately. The people involved are the common denominator.

https://lemmy.world/post/15140002 (https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/19871352 on your instance) perhaps? https://robbb.in/shady/ is one that works currently but the one I used to prefer (before it went down) was shadyurl.com.

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/16195568 Another possible post.

@Flax They’re good dogs Flex.