The apostrophe looks like someone popped the tittle off an ‘i’ and smeared it a little. With that in mind, going from “it is” to “it’s” just discards the vertical line from ‘i’ and moves things together.

No balls, Iran.

You could try. It’s unlikely to work and a questionable use of time but it’s your time to spend as you see fit.

I’m not sure which content creators you’re referring to specifically or what you consider sudden but Substack has been around for a few years. Don’t know much about the subscription side other than the fact that authors can put content behind a paywall and make money off it. If you’re seeing people in a particular hobby or niche interest jumping aboard, it could be a follow-the-leader sort of thing where a few people found success there and now the rest want a piece of the pie.

Hard to say whether you’re missing out since your experience will be heavily dependent upon your interests and the quality of available content catering to those interests. Nothing’s stopping you from taking a look and deciding whether it’s your kind of place though.

https://lemmy.world/post/41556942

Easily solved by inviting better guests.

In his choice of porta-potty.

Giuliani probably hasn’t done the name any favors.

Final warning or they’ll give you a final warning again.

Ice to keep the shrimp cold, clear so you (and guests) can see the ice. It’s a common way to serve cocktail shrimp.

The kind that wants to leave a convenient handle on their food so party guests can pick one up without finger-fucking the entire fruit bowl.

Should go for a victory parade so his new subjects can show how happy they are under his rule. Lincoln Continental convertibles get great ratings, I hear.

No.

Cat yoga pose #4, upward-facing blender.

Nobody owns a cat, this one may decide to select you as its caretaker though. If you make the cut, I wish you many happy years in its service.

Hero’s whats? The thing belonging to one of the heroes is unspecified.

Must’ve seen an example of the “good cop, bad cop” act on TV while trying to turn a couch into a loveseat with the ol’ Netflix and chill.

Gear adrift is a gift. Who am I to say no to the loot fairy?

Brings to mind the idea of the FP-45 Liberator though. If I had nothing and was out on the street, could realistically collect cans and bottles for a week or so and snag a shitty Hi-Point as an investment toward decent equipment.

That part is none of my business, I’m just in it for the loot drops.

…hide in their unmarked truck and speed off.

We’ve all heard of the citizen’s arrest but that sounds like a situation that calls for a citizen’s PIT maneuver.