When a foster caretaker decides to adopt the animal themselves.

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Has someone accused him of being a germophobe? Was that ever in question? We already knew we swims in sewage and picks up roadkill for dinner.

I really relate with that shower one, like they painted my spirit animal

That’s part of the “culture war” repugs have been harping on about forever. Alternative art, alternative schools, alternative software… Always needing to create parallel spaces as they are ostracized out of the mainstream.

When you find someone that wants to watch kid rock let me know. I’m not convinced.

3rd, 5th, 8th, 10th, 14th, likely the 22nd…

This should definitely make it into a history book, if we still have them.

The way they whipped up and piled out I 100% thought they were about to carjack someone.

Oh you meant a foot chase? I serious doubt they’ll do that, they have problems moving in the snow. They’d probably just start shooting.

There is one example I can think of them chasing from Chicago.

Can they? No, they don’t engage in law enforcement. Will they chase you? Absolutely, because they give no fucks and won’t be held accountable.

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I love her

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How many times are we going to write this headline? NG were told to keep a backpack prepared and pants nearby, nothing more.

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Starting to think maybe - just maybe, they lie about everything.

You couldn’t leave, you’d be less than a territory, at best. You’ll get no representation, no voting rights and certainly no citizenship. We’d pillage your resources and you’ll live in a fucking shack to support my lifestyle. We won’t help you when a natural disaster strikes, we’ll ensure you can’t get the help or supplies you need in a famine. You and your future generations would die in the streets begging for sovereignty.

Stop advocating for this stupid position or it might just happen. Fair warning.

Beautiful baby! I’m sorry for your loss

Neh, Mike Judge, creator of both KOTH and Idiocracy.