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It’s so wild to see all the fucking hall monitors in here wagging their fingers.
You all deserve whatever you get.
I’m just concerned about their poor opsec
Agreed, if this is true you should not be posting about it at all no matter where it is. It’s best to just keep it quiet because the company at this point can probably get law enforcement involved if they ID the person. The only time a company should know something is going on in this situation your lawyer should already be fully involved.
I wonder how many people here actually do any sort of hiring or firing. Companies don’t check fuck all and if you’re in a position where they do, releasing this kind of information will quickly become their problem not yours.
If you’ve ever been let go by a corp you know you’re gonna need some sort of remote trigger. They’ll say “Can I see you for a minute?” and then BOOM! out the door.
Deadman switch. Hit the button before all meetings and if you aren’t back in 2 hours to disable it then it would execute.
Run it on a separate machine / account. In big corporate environments, your user account could be disabled by the time you walk into the meeting room.
Better solution, if you can, work for open source companies: at least the codebase is already public!
If you’re in a position to have access make this sort of thing, you likely have access to code bases or system accounts. This is a good way to go to prison IMO.
Better, plant it on the account if that co-worker you hate, and still works there, operated off a remote. Then he gets the blame.
Nice!
I got laid off almost 2 years ago. I now work for the same company again working fewer hours at much higher pay. Layoffs aren’t necessarily the end, and they can very much be the start of renegotiating your position
Yea, this is the reason I held my tongue when the company CEO who laid me off last year (Who I worked directly under) posted something about investing in the people who further their goals. Because I had a bunch of very snarky I could have clapped back with, but I decided to not burn the bridge
You should write a book.
I’d pretend to read it for sure
That’s why you’re usually put on garden leave immediately after being told. Or if in the US, just straight up kicked out I guess.
What’s garden leave, it’s the first time I hear that expression
You get paid, but you’re not allowed to come to work. You’re banned from the workplace, usually as a security/safety measure, but because of labour laws or contractual obligations they can’t stop paying you yet.
A way to play your life 50-50, where some people will be “the company got what they deserved” and most likely you will find a job, and some other people will be “what an ass hole, he shouldn’t do that” and never find a job after.
So how did you test it?
Presses button
Syntax error on line 1Shit…
Object reference not set to an instance of an object
I know it’s a meme but I’d notify the lawyer before coding that, they’ll laugh themselves silly. Electronic vandalism is still vandalism only the damages are higher.
If I damage $25k worth of stuff that’s my problem
If I damage $25 million worth of code that’s my former employer’s problem
But if AI executes it…
If AI is so smart (it’s not) it can take your job, then it should clearly recognize what is clearly meant as a joke…
You could probably make it look like an accident. “I guess the LLM was having trouble reaching my account after I was deleted, so it posted everything to pastebin so I could see it there”
Still risky and a funnier fantasy than good idea.
That’s actually somewhat plausible, I saw a vid earlier today from some one talking about how their work coding AI agent noticed that their NPM was set to only update package dependencies 7 days after release because ya know best security practices and all that
It “helpfully” set it to 0 because they would miss top features otherwise LMAO
Today, I tried to prevent Claude from reading my .env files. This was pretty easy and worked, but now Claude was just writing php snippets to get config values set by this .env.
(I have to use ai for work, personally I never use it)
Ah, the displeasure of working with Odoo I see there in the background.
Why is it that?
The lawyer: “You did WHAT??”
Also the lawyer: “AND YOU POSTED IT TO TWITTER?!?!”
The lawyer: pushes his own button
The lawyer: Not only that, but PUBLICLY ADMITTED IT?!
Hold on I got a Simpsons gif to make
Well that’s one way to never get another job again.
Killing company honorable though.
If you’re that good, you can contract yourself out.
The future is self-employment and unions.
Of the two I’ll pick wandering into the forest and dying of exposure.
I mean, I used to be an accountant and now I’m a starving musician. It can be done.
That’s quitter talk, I believe in your ability to become a mystic mountain/forest/cave person that people hear rumors about when hiking the trails during a full moon.
Be the eldritch horror you want to see in the world.
That’s my plan, when the time comes i become the mountain man. I’m not giving up on life just this life.
Then I’m a quitter.
Fuck everyone.
one fuck at a time dude
You can quit if you want to
You can leave your friends behind.
If you rage quit, be sure to make a splash!
wait i always thought it was “this cannon is gonna be loaded when i go off”. i’m gonna keep using mine.Pfft, like I have friends
In many cases, you pretty much didn’t exist before you stepped through the doors at your new company. People in all departments are too overloaded with work to take their time properly vetting every person joining the circus
Most companies use background check services nowadays. Sure, you could try to just invent a new persona, but HR will flag you when your name, SSN, DOB, etc come back as bogus.
There are even background check companies that specialize in corporate background checks. They’ll try to estimate or find things like how much you made at your previous/current job, so the company you’re applying for knows what they can offer you without it seeming like a lowball. If a company can spend $100 on a background check and save $10k per year on an employee salary, that’s an easy financial decision for the company.
“most” is the keyword here.
I’d hire him.
I mean, I don’t have a company, or employees, but if I did…I’d hire him.
Thats what they get want you to think
It’s the suicide bomber method
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In that industry…
Software as a career is dying anyway and the welding union I’m going to apprentice won’t understand, much less care about any of this
Shit they would probably find it funny if you dumb it down for them.
And who is going to know? If you are stupid enough to release the code to your private account, then you might have difficulties to find a new job. Other than that, except when you were in a niche, no one will ever know it was you and the company is not allowed to tell others.
https://cybernews.com/security/fired-contractors-delete-government-databases/
You have zero clue what you’re talking about.
This is criminal behaviour and not only will it prevent future employment it will almost certainly result in jail time.
Well, it depends on where you live I guess, not everything happening in the US is automatically true for the rest of the world. In the US, you as an individual are of no value and your rights get kicked in the balls constantly.
I am not in the US and I can tell you now, this would land you in jail and go on your record in virtually any developed country.
This is a dumb and illegal tantrum by a fool.
I’ve got to laugh at someone from auzzie.zone needing to tell someone they’re not in the US.
There really are some spectacular morons on here.
Sure buddy, those poor corporations need to be protected even more =)
If you didn’t guess I work in cyber security. I’ve gathered the evidence that sends idiots like these to jail.
Go ahead and whinge all you want. Their actions are illegal.
A true hero, thank you so much for your service.
no one will ever know it was you and the company is not allowed to tell others.
That’s absolutely not true. The generally accepted policy is to only confirm dates of employment, conduct, and if they would rehire. The can share anything that isn’t a lie.
Additionally, if you commit sabotage you can have charges pressed against you. Serious ones with possible prison time. That would show up with even a rudimentary record search.
And you bet your ass the company would share the court documents with anyone who asked.
I guess it depends on where you live. I could imagine that in the US, you as an individual get way less protection than corporations. Where I live, spreading around that you are a criminal, would be itself a criminal offense, unless you are a person of public interest.
Criminal records have to be provided voluntarily and may not be asked for, if not strictly necessary.
Pretty sure before hiring they can check for criminal records.
Where Iive, you have to provide those voluntarily and it is only allowed to ask for it, when you work with sensitive data or in sensitive environments.
What about the other two? Is one an ejector seat?
Button 1 : Gaslight them
Button 2 : decode corporate BS
I hate AI. But this should realistically be called a “arrest me” button.
Yes, you’re correct, fighting back often requires personal sacrifices.
beautiful. i light up my nearest warehouse to the author
