Birds inherit the Earth.

or cohabit as informal spouses.

So, just straight-up pedophilia!

Smallest Japanese bill is ¥1,000 (about $8 USD).

Oh, well, if the Kremlin says it’s not true…

The Japanese Conservative Party has almost no power. They are considered extremists. They really are just a bunch of loony toons that get almost no press coverage outside of bullshit like this.

The ruling Liberal Party is the non-extremist conservative party. (The irony is not lost on me.)

Damn, you just made me realize that I haven’t seen any old men with seven phones bolted to the handlebar of their bicycle cruising around and randomly stopping.

COVID executed Pokemon Go. Replaced it with Animal Crossing.

They’re allowed to use the approved greetings:

“Blessed be the fruit.” and “Under his eyes.”

There is a user setting that delists communities you’ve subscribed to from All, so that you get different posts in your All and Home feeds.

“The roads must roll!”

Someone in Japan is a Heinlein fan.

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That’s running with the assumption that any North Koreans survive combat (and don’t defect) long enough to return. Which is a very generous assumption.

North Korean soldiers will have to hold seances to learn anything.

NK Captain: “Private Wan, we call to your spirit beyond the mortal realm! Tell us your wisdom!”

Private Wan: “Always look up. Because at any moment an RC helicopter with a grenade will try to land on you.”

I need a TV movie of this.

Regular people with any modicum of intellect also sure.

“That was All American Rejects. Next up is Death Cab For Cuties and Alien Ant Farm.”

FUUUCK!!

Jellyfin: Tower of Babel Edition

Start blasting K-Pop.

When did the I Voted stickers start getting judgy?

I don’t think I would be able to summon the dignity this man has in response to such a waking nightmare. I would want that boat driver’s head on a pike.

37 reps!