Marge has mastered the sploot

And has found the best overwatch spot in the house:

After the first walk to the car wash, chatgpt didn’t fall for it again. It sasses me a bit and then I was instructed to drive to the car wash, wash the car, and then walk home

And the natural distribution of primes gets smaller as integer length increases

Have they moved the blood yet?

Hows the pentagon pizza index?

And XML

Navy always gotta be a little different to everyone else

Mars. Earth has been Venused

I don’t know my cats birthday because she was a stray, but her estimated age lined up with my birth month so I registered her with a birthdate the same as mine (but many years younger)

I don’t think it’s tilt shifted because it doesn’t have the edge blur, I think it’s just a really big altitude photo taken with a zoom lens and colour saturated to death

Well now they have good reason to be scared.

Shai Huluhd!

The board members are risk averse, anti-innovation, weren’t paying attention during the PowerPoint, and just trying to hang on until they can get their bonuses and go golfing.

You can, but she might have you shot for it

Fucking Russians, man!

I recall an Indian guru in a YouTube video once quipping “Many followers have asked me, how do I quiet my brain. I tell them ‘your brain can be cleared of all thoughts only once, and then your family holds your funeral.’ Meditation is not the absence of thoughts but the acceptance of thoughts without interaction.”

It replaces the word “good” in many contexts.

“Soz I ate your last weed brownie brah.”

“It’s all gucci, fam. I fucked your girlfriend.”

“Anime”

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it 😭

This is a learned response. Once bitten, twice shy.