Navy always gotta be a little different to everyone else

Mars. Earth has been Venused

I don’t know my cats birthday because she was a stray, but her estimated age lined up with my birth month so I registered her with a birthdate the same as mine (but many years younger)

I don’t think it’s tilt shifted because it doesn’t have the edge blur, I think it’s just a really big altitude photo taken with a zoom lens and colour saturated to death

Well now they have good reason to be scared.

Shai Huluhd!

The board members are risk averse, anti-innovation, weren’t paying attention during the PowerPoint, and just trying to hang on until they can get their bonuses and go golfing.

You can, but she might have you shot for it

Fucking Russians, man!

I recall an Indian guru in a YouTube video once quipping “Many followers have asked me, how do I quiet my brain. I tell them ‘your brain can be cleared of all thoughts only once, and then your family holds your funeral.’ Meditation is not the absence of thoughts but the acceptance of thoughts without interaction.”

It replaces the word “good” in many contexts.

“Soz I ate your last weed brownie brah.”

“It’s all gucci, fam. I fucked your girlfriend.”

“Anime”

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it 😭

This is a learned response. Once bitten, twice shy.

Australia can into EU plz?

I’ll show you fuckin’ left!

It’s a meme video, there is an altercation in a McDonald’s, loud and violent, but the guy in the foreground continues eating completely nonplussed with big capybara energy about the punch-up going on next to him.

Just turn it off at night time