Uh mine gets kicked accidentally at least once a day despite me trying to be careful. She is orange, though. She gets so excited for food that shin-headbutts slow down the food-getting process by 3/4ths.

Normally the general secretary of the communist party, the president of the state, and the prime minister of the national assembly are different people. To Lam has been general secretary for a while, while others were president and PM. It gives a separation of state and party. Now, To Lam is General Secretary AND president, the first time those two posts have been held by the same person.

It’s not that bad of a development, the Communist party of Vietnam is nothing like the totalitarian CCP. The Vietnamese still fuck people off when they are corrupt or inept. To Lam has beef doing a pretty good job of keeping Vietnam stable, peaceful, and developing at a sustainable pace. There’s still lots of poverty, inequality and inflation, but it takes time to recover from decades of war with various other countries and keep up with modernization. It’s a nice, peaceful country.

I’ll be like the oil tanker level measuring fella in Waterworld when the MIRVs rend the sky over my city. Oh, thank god.

Anticapitalist badthink. Prepare the mechanical hound.

As is tradition

Woke Wide Web

Get well soon

Someone has already eaten most of the best bits

For a better mouthfeel

He was ONE day from retirement!

“How’s the chai?”

“I’m sorry, I’m not supposed to tell you this.”

“Gosh, looks like an engine fire right after launch, better punch out and drop this fuck in the Persian gulf!”

You only have to do that a couple times before they desk you.

write-only memory.

no read, only write!

Why do you have to be like that? Drop the innocent questions and just come right out and call me a piece of shit directly.

The movie with Sandra Bullock trapped in space?

I have sinus problems so I’ve never been able to breathe comfortably

I would do something similar if I was allowed to bring a lifetime supply of antibiotics.

The only Trans the US Govt approved of

Emotional support tea

Dude was obsessed with twins.

He also once delivered a baby and lobbed it from the birthing bed into an incinerator, still alive, with the mother in the room.