Can’t he just do the big funny with a tomahawk missile before retiring?

Most people give up 10-25 years of their life to a prison cell, but whatever.

I used to fix POS machines and networks for retail and hospo. I didn’t wear a uniform, just a polo shirt. I could walk into server rooms, storerooms full of liquor, and open cash registers without ever announcing myself or saying who I was.

Retail and hospo workers so often DGAF who walks behind the bar.

Maybe Trump should buy Islas Malvinas from Argentina.

Never meet your heroes.

The president of Uruguay was a cab driver

Memes. It’s an archive of memes.

This habit is fine until you realise you can’t turn it off.

Abrahms or Challenger II?

We are all in agreement that what I did was very weird.

Margaret “There’s no such thing as society” Thatcher

The vibe epoch is the number of milliseconds since Wednesday

He also killed a fig tree for not having any figs on it.

This is also perfectly understandable.

I would 100% have one

The real treat is the fucks we had along the way

What’s the deal with the Linus blob? Is that based in any truth?

I know very little about Linux kernal or its politics, I just use it sometimes.

Does he dislike Linux?

He wrote task manager. I trust him.

You can, but the rest of the mob won’t.

Angry rioters do fucked up shit. Watch LA 92. All that violence and anger turned in on itself, attacked the most vulnerable, weasled into racial divisions.

With a more organised direction for that energy, the city could have been paralyzed, rotten cops and the judges could have been run out of LA and real systemic change could have begun.

Houseplants: “I’m dying because you watered me not enough and then a bit too much.”

This tree: “Stone! 😍”