I can confirm it’s much harder to stab a wheel of parmesan cheese than a person, but at least the cheese doesn’t scream

Gosh I hope it’s me >:3

British cuisine is abysmal, but Australia doesn’t even have a cuisine at all.

The cow that made that cheese should sue him for assault.

Your mum is the best sausage handler in the world

What about doner kebab and garlic sauce?

It was saltier than I expected

I used to drink the milk of other species

A watched clock never boils!

I recently binged a lot of Heinlein, and it turned me off him a bit. The novel Friday seemed to be the tipping point.

Very aggressive, self-assured attitude shone through.

I also binged a shotlosd of PK Dick fiction, and mostly just got super sad again.

That should do the trick!

Never invade Minnesota in the winder, it’s the first rule in Sun Tsu’s art of war.

GAU-8 discombobulates people

Nah it’ll be fine Ill just have a quick peek!

I’ve never considered the colour of the sun. I’m going to get my telescope out and have a look later today!

It doesn’t look like anything to me, comrade.

All’s I know about sasquatch is that they are interdimensional all-terrain vehicles piloted by aliens and delivered by flying saucers that come to steal our water and cow rectums.

But they are not, repeat, NOT demonic entities. It is in fact the Greys which aren’t aliens but hyperterrestrial demons in biomechanical exosuits.

Batman on his bathorse

For cocaine, yes

"What’s with all the train tracks you’re laying?*

“Oh, I’m adding blue science packs.”