I recall an Indian guru in a YouTube video once quipping “Many followers have asked me, how do I quiet my brain. I tell them ‘your brain can be cleared of all thoughts only once, and then your family holds your funeral.’ Meditation is not the absence of thoughts but the acceptance of thoughts without interaction.”

It replaces the word “good” in many contexts.

“Soz I ate your last weed brownie brah.”

“It’s all gucci, fam. I fucked your girlfriend.”

“Anime”

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it 😭

This is a learned response. Once bitten, twice shy.

Australia can into EU plz?

I’ll show you fuckin’ left!

It’s a meme video, there is an altercation in a McDonald’s, loud and violent, but the guy in the foreground continues eating completely nonplussed with big capybara energy about the punch-up going on next to him.

Just turn it off at night time

Deport them to America lol

We have been simping since the dawn of man.

Personally, I look forward to visiting Cascadia, and travelling to the DMZ to point and gawk at the ruins of the new hermit kingdom.

Crucified the doctor? I’m sure the fella was doing his best!

I can confirm it’s much harder to stab a wheel of parmesan cheese than a person, but at least the cheese doesn’t scream

Gosh I hope it’s me >:3

British cuisine is abysmal, but Australia doesn’t even have a cuisine at all.

The cow that made that cheese should sue him for assault.

Your mum is the best sausage handler in the world