Even considering this amounts to premeditation. Asking your cohorts on Lemmy just escalated it to conspiracy.

The predator drone is enroute to your home as we speak.

If you Murderdeathkill someone, and they come back as a zombie, can you still get in trouble?

Holy shit… You can have domains that end in .dog?

Oh fuck oh shit I’m too high to handle this RN!

Europa should consider pulling the plug on their failed America’s colonies project. Britain, Spain, and France have let the hole run far past it’s use-by date

That’s also what human musicians do, in a roundabout way

Russians and rape

Yeah but they are masochists and they like it.

Fiverr and airtasker.

In the UK and Australia I think, the law says you can only be charged the price that’s on the shelf label or less. Never more.

“I’m starting to think you guys only liked me for my gas!”

Does Jesus impart weight on the water at all? We have to assume not, because otherwise he would create a depression in it. This means he could stand on the flow coming out of a hosepipe that he himself is holding.

With a long enough hosepipe he could fly over buildings.

Food hasn’t been plentiful for most of history. It’s been scarce and expensive.

Being fatter meant that:

• You had access to more food than you needed
• You could afford more food than you needed
• you didn’t work a manual labor job that required you to not be fat

It’s similar with pale skin and long hair. Pale skin (or powdered skin) meant that you didn’t work outdoors. Long hair (on men and women) often meant that you didn’t work with machinery (looms, mangles ect). In many cases, fancy clothing, hair and makeup for men and women that took hours to apply was its own signal - you could afford to waste money on the clothes and servants to dress you, and you could afford to waste hours every day getting all costumed up.

Just the mining companies, mostly.

“What sick man sent BABIES to fight me?!”

Then you’re doing it wrong, esp if you’re eating canned tomato soup.

Try a homemade tomato bisque, with roasted fennel or something. Absolutely rocks.

https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/234914/how-to-make-tomato-bisque/

It’s tomato soup. The natural companion of a toasted cheese sanga

“Mu.”

What exactly are y’all scraping?

Fetus deletus!