I would do them both

Look away, I don’t want you to see me cry

Hey man, shoulda coulda woulda, was it in the spec?

Mine is the Roborock Q Revo. I paid about $1000 AUD for it. A regular decent bagless vac costs about $400.

Yeah it should, I am so fucking dumb I even get my deliberate errors wrong. I can’t take it any more!

(I am the OP of the image, the OP of this thread just copied them from a different programmer humor com)

Some apes, filming a group of chimpanzees

Same. Mine vaccums, sweeps and mops. I refill the water tank once a week and replace the bag once a month. Everything is so clean.

It has eaten a few naughty things though. It are a USB cable, it dragged my laptop off a sofa, and it entangled itself in a plastic sheet that was draped over my coffee table and dragged some acrylic paints and a litre of wash water off onto itself. Made a big mess. I also changed its spoken language to Vietnamese for a laugh, then when I changed my wifi router, I had to learn how to follow instructions in Vietnamese to reconfigure it to the new SSID.

Is it sending a map of my house to the CCP? Probably. Is that useful information for them? Probably not.

This does not spark cucumber

There’s on in Perth (Australia) where people regularly put clothes on it. Like, it’s more often than not, dressed in something with a seasonal, political, or humorous tone: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eliza_(sculpture)

Alcoholics too

Russian conscripts were being sent to the front with foot wraps instead of socks in 2023.

A sock is topologically just a doiley

I think you can buy a baby cow for less than that

They are divorced

Are you kidding this is in my top 3 ways to die! 80, on a tropical island, and with nobody near me!

The other two ways involve explosive vests.

“No networked computers!” Colonial fleet high command standing orders

How long before the cartels start kidnapping US citizens and forcing them under duress onto fast boats?

How long til the US Govt starts blowing them away anyway?

the memory of what your unit did in Afghanistan never really leaves you

Perpetual imperial war, cool cool cool.