Yes, please. I’ll order two of them!
Yes, please. I’ll order two of them!


Only psychopaths think doing the right thing makes you weaker.


I don’t think you translated the 2nd paragraph. Google says it’s roughly:
After I finally understood that my cat didn’t want to jump onto the potentially wet windowsill, I built her a cat ladder with a connecting passageway.
Anyway, I hope someday someone loves me as much as you love little Miez!


I’m not attracted to men, but the fact he may have “forced a healthcare CEO to retire early” makes me want to have his babies. Which is a problem, because I’m a man…


It’s not incompetence, that would imply people tried to prevent this. It’s apathy. If “did not vote” had been a candidate:


Um. Why do you think he’ll be acquitted…?


Maybe I’m in the minority, but I don’t give 2 shits who my doctor is when I can’t afford the care.
What has he ever done that shows he has any desire (or ability) to lead?