It’s a constant battle between cogito ergo sum and esse est percipi.

“Key Search Words 101”. Make it quicker and easier to find other programmers solutions on the web.

What a desperate fool.

Doesn’t matter. Those YouTube vids he puts up are working. He looks very concerned in them. /s

Just like China buzzes Taiwan every so often. (Darth Vader theme starts playing).

“Going forward the WAR department will only start shit with those who can’t fight back. Bully for us!”

Look at them pretending to fight. Anyway, why do we care what the VP says? Shouldn’t he be attending a state funeral or a book club event?

It used to be a place for the working stiffs to gather and was priced accordingly. Nowadays capitalization has been overused to the point where a lot of businesses are pricing themselves out of customers.

It looks suspiciously Cyrillic.

“This just in! Sycophant agrees with dear leader!”

I hope this is a trend that catches on.

Genius!

We could probably take the ballroom apart very carefully and use the materials to rebuild the east wing but, once started, we’d discover that trumpy cut corners like hell to line his pockets even more and the ballroom is just a pig shell of nothingness, but with golden lipstick.

I think the ‘why’ is pretty obvious. They don’t need the blowback when attacking their own citizens for cash and prizes.

Well. They are all white. They are all chunky. I have one of those scratch and sniff computer screens and boy did they ever smell racist!

Putin…“I suggested it to him but I never thought he’d fuckin’ do it!”

The twist? The cat was Toonces and he never did make it into work that day!

“I have to help my Argentinian friend!” Trump blurted.

I learned something new today.

Once addicted, there is nothing more pleasant than coming outside into the sunshine and lighting up that cigarette you’ve been craving for a few hours.