I can read and have read for twenty hours straight, (mal)adaption is funny like that.

Kind of feel like it shouldn’t be the queen but on the other hand it’d be funny

Funnily enough, something similar is probably the truth behind the “Exodus” and “Conquest of the Promised Land”

Tl;Dr the Israelites were just rural Canaanites

Didn’t know Saddam had top surgery before he? was executed

Yeah, the “skill barrier”

He’d absolutely hate to hear this but I think an obviously aged Maui adds a lot more to the character than the animated version had.

They’re equated because Christians label all heathenry as demonic.

Tl;Dr It’s the same word but with an æ

They were demons but with a funny æ

A Gen X old person once said to me “Oh you’re not familiar with computers, that’s okay” because I was typing awkwardly on a shitty old work keyboard in a new job

My nerdy millennial ass has literally never been more offended

Time?

Oh, you’re the guy getting born every minute

I have seen the source of this image and it is beautiful

The idea is you will own nothing

I wish many people great mental harm because they wish far, far worse on the world itself and you’re not gonna stop them with vague begoodisms

Does he know?

Googling random questions is the source of half my knowledge

Eh, clearly lacks the Christian context, driving him out of a temple with a whip would have been a slam dunk for their target demo

Jeebus isn’t really that associated with punching dudes otherwise…

Believe it or not that’s part of the joke

The same time God became Jewish