“Well, looks like “they” stole it. Such a shame. Nothing else to see here.” -Trump

it is 100% empty

He’s looking for any excuse to get in there so he can walk out with some of the gold.

Fuck knows what he’ll do with it, given his obsession with that precious metal. Shave bits off and put it on his hamberders; melt it and create a gold crown with built-in toupee; create yet another fucking statue to himself or another gold toilet to shit in; store it in his Mar A Lago bathroom like it’s some sort of classified info; use it for his stupid ball room; jizz all over it.

Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell visited in August 2017 during Trump’s first term.

There was also a bunch of chatter about Musk visiting about a year ago, but that never happened.

So we’re just in a loop of making shit up.

Sure, technically it’s been ~9 years since someone in the Trump administration has publicly been there, but Trump’s current Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent also agrees that all the money is there and regularly audited.

I know we all know it’s bullshit, but I wanted to add some facts to the conversation.

(And yes, there is some irony in the source of the facts being Trump’s various Treasury Secretaries.)

Well, I’m sure someone is about to at least. Make sure to pat him and his entourage down as they leave.

"I want to see if the gold is there, which I’m sure it will be.”

Just more of the same 24/7 bullshit.

I’m sure they do because I do

Maybe he is just trying to get in there to swim in the gold? Please?

In the far future, disinformation machines will confuse Gert Fröbes character from Goldfinger with him.