He’s looking for any excuse to get in there so he can walk out with some of the gold.
Fuck knows what he’ll do with it, given his obsession with that precious metal. Shave bits off and put it on his hamberders; melt it and create a gold crown with built-in toupee; create yet another fucking statue to himself or another gold toilet to shit in; store it in his Mar A Lago bathroom like it’s some sort of classified info; use it for his stupid ball room; jizz all over it.
He’s looking for any excuse to get in there so he can walk out with some of the gold.
Fuck knows what he’ll do with it, given his obsession with that precious metal. Shave bits off and put it on his hamberders; melt it and create a gold crown with built-in toupee; create yet another fucking statue to himself or another gold toilet to shit in; store it in his Mar A Lago bathroom like it’s some sort of classified info; use it for his stupid ball room; jizz all over it.
A golden crown, you say?
I hope he drinks it.
Considering that the average gold bar used by banks is around 12kg, he’s going to need someone to help him to carry those out.