It’s all Chad’s fault. We should just hang him

*borscht

No, I’d argue that they committed an act of war against Colombia.

Double your pleasure, double your fun

Alexis Wilkins turns out to be both gross and dumb.

Show me where I was complaining thusly.

That’s the joke, sweetie.

They’re there for a reason. Once the context no longer exists - the task is complete, the partnership has lapsed, or I’ve decided that my cup of fucks runneth dry - I will close the relevant tabs, or even the entire window.

Embedded systems engineers do it in Reset_Handler

Months, even.

And what about when I don’t need it any more? Just leave them all in there, eventually cluttering up my bookmarks even worse than the tab situation?

Why spend all that time making and deleting bookmarks when I can just leave some tabs open? Also, too many sites are poorly designed and the desired data can’t be directly accessed from a URL.

I can almost never find things in my browser history. I keep windows with relevant tabs open on separate workspaces.

Why are the fart sniffers reading the code? Or does the mere thought of a naughty no-no word give them the bad tingles?

Where the fuck are you coming up with the time to refactor all of your fucking frameworks?

Management can go fuck themselves. Do they want the code to fucking work or not? These are load-bearing fucks.

These are normal and healthy comments

Why should I memorize songs that you like?

Each bus is a timeslice

Only a good chunk?