Well tighten it

Yeah, because cats are too smart for that shit.

Yes

Meowlon Lege

Right, I read and memorize all 768 pages of the manual of every single car I rent.

If you incinerate all of the victims, they can’t leave bad reviews!

Yeah, all you need is a small toolkit, five minutes, and a cool head - perfect for an emergency

1. Cookie dough
2. Ball
3. ???
4. Dun

They don’t even look baked

The line was crossed ages ago.

Please try again

No, these are perforated for something something pleasure

You think that dense tub of custard knows what “antonym” means?

This was in 2016, while it was still campaiging for presidency.

Competence is actively selected against.

It’s not “GoGird”

Where else do you think they get their candidate rolls?

Thanks, I’ll never get those brain cells back

The cover didn’t look like AI and other comments were acting as if it were real, so I decided to look it up. I never would have imagined something so fucking stupid could even exist … but then again, I have siloed myself in recent years with people who aren’t fucking stupid

They’re called “memes.”