I dunno, the majority of US politicians seem to be fans of Israel’s actions in Palestine and didn’t say shit about China’s Uyghur camps.

Not gonna have to imagine it for long

I’m tired of all this winning.

Oh boy donuts

We’re suffocating ourselves just fine

Somehow I always wind up being The Guy Who Had Better Not Get Hit By A Bus, and I have yet to win the damn lottery. Although I’m sure my chances would improve if I ever bought a ticket.

“Enterprise” software is always a jumbled mess of garbage written by a revolving door of the lowest-bidding morons. The marketing team just slaps a shiny label on it.

Taco trucks taste better anyway

They don’t think.

These days it would have to be Rust harbor

This is my all-time favorite of whatever this bizarre project was - which is a difficult choice, but the song has never left my head.

Oh, so that’s why my portfolio looks so good

Foreign assets measured in USD

You’re lucky if you don’t get disappeared to a Central American gulag.

Any way to do so without registering?

Like they give a shit about what YOU think, you pleb

Edit: y’all don’t get satire any more?

So where do y’all have sex with her parents?

Is that the only place you’re not comfortable having sex with her parents?

I have space, but I’m allergic :/

To be fair, it’s not that difficult.

At least they found one that could form a coherent sentence.

Hey, that’s my name too

Cowardice is indeed worthy of contempt.