Plus it feels nice having a USB drive up your ass!

Are we supposed to know who this is?

Let’s be fair. Some of his voters are already convicted sex offenders and are no longer eligible to vote.

That’s a real slimy way to say that he simply raped a kid

No, it’s really for real. Mike is actually literally impaled on a bamboo stake.

I just assumed that he’d always been rapng children.

How? Are they retroactively changing the license?

No, it sounds like you just put a bunch of words in my mouth.

Did you miss the part where I was replying solely to the screwy Nazi apologia?

Right, we forgot about all the good Nazis

Let them eat BIOS

You mean Greater Palestine

Intel

Trump is the law now.

Well, one out of three is … pretty unremarkable, actually

Ah, you must work on our firmware team

That’s exactly how it reads. Which organs were being donated???

I am an Italian man who eats mushrooms and stomps turtles

Watch out, we’ve got a badass over here

Yes, but they’ve been hauling off citizens, too

It’s a schooner!