Narrator: It didn’t.

So, exactly what we expected

Zelda would be better

Bowie.

Barn door, horse, etc.

I’d vote for the two of them on a ticket

No, that’s where we got the word horstel.

Tim Microsoft?

Every little thing helps.

It all adds up.

Post-Its and flagged Slack messages if I ever remember to check those

Just the smallest shit. One iota. One atom.

Don’t give in to what those fuckers want.

You don’t need to be a rockstar. Almost nobody’s a rockstar. We need you to be you and to give at least one shit.

Why am I supposed to know who these people are?

“not like that”

We need your help.

I think you’re legally allowed to slap him at that point

SMH. What a DIP.

Best policy is to simply assume that he’s going to do the worst possible thing at every juncture.

No nationalization. All public services will be gutted and sold to cronies.

Yes, those are the media to which they are referring.