Whistling my way through the office, carrying one of these. Throwing out wink or two on the way back.

He’s running for governor.

Also, the TV counts.

That’s what she said.

Person trying to get arrested gets arrested, film at eleven.

I spent half a day wondering why anyone would want to kill the Black Mirror guy. And wtf was he doing in Utah?

First move? We’ve been poking their corpse for nine months and all we’ve heard is gas escaping. These assholes wouldn’t twitch if you hooked them up to a car battery.

lol fuck that

We can figure this out. We just need a white-board and markers, maybe some lab coats and stethoscopes!

omg that is to 2k-late

Lovely birds

I think it suggests that all black women have attitudes and all hospital food is nasty.

And only one of those is true.

Sanctions? On my country?

George speaks with the wisdom of someone that has already made every mistake.

Smile, you on camera just following orders.

Putin came twice

Smoldering dementia

Bush fire dementia

If it seems like they’re holding out, it’s because the weekend.

Nature dropped a tree on Abbott.