CHECK KFC!

Seems cozy

Don Jr will play Gavin in the Skydunce movie.

scumbag

I had a sink under them dishes.

Why are black people so good at white-collar crime and beating red-tape?

Just tell me what color I’m mad at!

FROM HELL’S HEART

Keeps knocking monopolies of the tables.

Yeah, I stopped listening to him. 😐

Test post, please ignore syndrome

Oh neat, a profile stalker! And you also recommend outside hobbies? Tsk tsk glass house.

What does he drink? Send him a case.

Tomorrow:

PETE HEGSETH FOUND DEAD
Body Had No Blood

If Tide wants to know when I do my laundry and the settings I use for the trade-off, fine. I accepted that, literally a button I pressed said ACCEPT.

But eleven quarters per load? Fuck me.

Quarters don’t snitch

I’d buy that T-shirt

I do not miss broken laundry rooms. They never stopped at disabling the quarter machine, lets get them quarters that are in there! “Oops, we bent the frame and the door doesn’t close until someone comes to fix it.” Good times. These good guy hackers you remember running around dispensing free gas and blowing up ATMs never existed.

BTW, there’s still a quarter machine for people that want it.

My dad got grumpy when I told him I used an app to do my laundry instead of a sack of quarters. Then he got real grumpy when I explained it was better in every. single. way.

This is that, in policy form. (EDIT: This is the important part, not how I do my laundry)

What qualifications will they have?

Orange lips

The Times was like, “this is our guy,” and published him.

It’s logarithmic, 20 points for crashing a SpaceX rocket into a data center.