Some of them are built so the front doesn’t fall off at all.

Grooming?

Leo?

I’m starting to think I should wipe after I poop.

Every species of grain:

• Wheat

• etc

He had one whole Scaramucci to do something, and he didn’t.

Someone warn Spain and Egypt in case he gets confused about his straights.

What the akshuall phuk

I think they call it a gable.

Where is this moron factory that’s working so much overtime?

Some motorcycles have starter motors, these are hybrids now.

You can take the Kid out of the used car lot, but you can’t take the used car lot out of the Kid.

She’s like school on Sunday.

Are we sure they didn’t just put the controls on the turn signal lever?

+1

I don’t have enough middle fingers for this asshole.

It’s been a long day.

Were the senators themselves the victims of these deepfakes?

Easily done, but ick.

Then they should miss Christmas.