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      By the way, look at that horribly mangled, blown-off and then reconstructed ear following the assassination attempt. Why, that bandage he wore for a few days must’ve been truly miraculous. Amazing /s

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        Must be that bullshit-resistant strain, to have been able to grow so close to his talking hole

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          Man if some kind of outbreak happens because they can’t let him die it would fit his legacy

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        I honestly can’t tell what’s satire with him anymore so forgive me if this was a joke, but I saw a quote where he said he takes like 3,000mg of tylenol daily, against his doctor’s advice, to keep his blood thin because “who would want thick blood?”

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      Looks like they graduated from hand IVs to neck…

      Which would be horrible news for virtually any patient, but in this case I feel most wouldn’t have the same reaction

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        Why are neck IVs worse than hand IVs? Does that implied a ruptured vein in your arm? I have never heard of anyone getting a neck IV but I’m also not in the medical field

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          Not in the medical field, but I think you got it right. I saw similar with my grandma, the nurses started injections with less visible areas - arms, legs, later moved to feet and finally hands as her veins collapsed. She didn’t make it to the neck, but I have to think it’s a sign they are running out of places to poke

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      If that’s how bad it looks there imagine what his piss and shit covered dick looks like 🔬