I present to you a wild notion:

Adobe OS.

They have the market value and revenue to do what steam is doing.

They could make switching a cost save if the OS integrates vertically with the creative cloud.

To be clear, I don’t want this and would t use it. But any business with licenses would say “wait… Ditch Microsoft ios, and… Poof? Everything works and we pay way less money?”

All that Microsoft provides any business at this point is AD/Azure.

I feel like Microsoft is taking massive Ls between now and 2030. I don’t think Adobe is gonna do this, I’m just saying if they did, it could work. Microsoft is a weak giant right now.

what could go wrong

“whatever happened to catching a good old fashioned passionate ass whoopin and getting your shoes coat and your hat tooken?”

It’s not often violence warms my heart. Seeing people pull over so they could kick this piece of shit makes me feel like people aren’t all that bad.

Am I understanding this that you have some number of .pdf files that are 40-60 pages each and within them, there exist documents varying from 2 to 10 pages, and your task is to parse them?

If so, how many .PDFs are we talking here? You said on paper it’s like 8cm high? So like 1000 pages ish?

So like 20 .PDFs?

Just… Do it, dawg. The amount of time you spent on this post you coulda finished 1 of those PDFs. That’s 5% of the task. Do that 19 more times.

If you’re asking “can Adobe Acrobat break a 60 page .pdf into some number of .PDFs based on page numbers I tell it to?” the answer is yes.

Breathe a bit friend. No need to get overwhelmed.

When polled, 12% of men believed they could beat Serena Williams in tennis.

Because, you know. She’s a girl. Like, how good could she be?

😐

I’m going to block you. There was nothing of value in your response. You’re not worth talking to.

He doesn’t care?

Then tell us who bubba is!? Who’d you blow? Who’s knob did you gobble? We’re all dying to know, Mr. Doesn’t Care.

I’ll take 1000 Bidens over a single child rapist.

Every single time.

Which children did Biden rape?

wait wait you don’t get it he did crack or something it’s bad ps have you heard of pizzagate. do your own research bro.

You don’t help run an enterprise of kid-fucking without learning how to fool some folks.

I hope the ground is ok

Tucker doesn’t have a literal state sponsored espionage campaign targeting him like Kirk had via his wife.

I think the bulk of users are running discarded junk and raspberry pis.

That was me, I built a ~$5k rig and now some of what I’m doing is just nonsense of a typical self hoster, so the point is somewhat valid, but even those like me mostly started out with discarded junk and raspberry pis.

Docker used to scare me until I tackled a project that required me to use it. Then I realized I learned it without knowing I’d learned it.

Yep, while I have enough service. If I’m good and load a playlist before I leave it usually makes it through the dead zones.

It is pronounced like pony; pown.

This isn’t even a debate. It’s canon. “Pooned” like poon is a comedic acceptable variant.

You think any given gated community lacks the cash to towe a pile-up?

You never butt-chugged air for a faux-fart? You’ve never lived!

I genuinely have never paired Bluetooth headphones to my phone. So I haven’t worn headphones for a phone since the 3.8mm jack was taken from us.

I listen to music when I drive and I wear headphones on my PC.

Walking? 99% of the time that’s exercise like hiking, and I raw dog that shit. Listen to nature and and my surroundings.

Love the Daily Beast headlines all starting this way.

Mentioned the waterfalls in the second post in this thread.

Go read a book.

Don’t call me mate and get offended by being called a cunt. That’s what makes you obnoxious.