It specifically says it will help with your mobility problems.

It will.

Even if you are healthy. Even if you are disabled.

TWKYK did this with alcohol as a sketch in the 90s

Kid Beer

Remember when Biden could have expanded the supreme court but just sat there being old getting older for 4 years?

Now now, he made quite a pretty penny on that crypto rug pull.

Why this matters –

I’m gonna start a company that creates cheap life saving products called “Chris”

No fucking joke I said to my friend this morning:

🙄 he’s such a fucking tool

The war monger language and all of his charisma is the confidence of a child playing call of duty on Xbox live.

Here’s hoping tomorrow mornings clock being wrong makes him poop his pants. Maybe we’ll get something good out of this.

He’s gonna drop a nuke to distract from the Epstein files. He wants nothing more than to be remembered and he doesn’t give a fuck how.

There are almost definitely greater than 0 human skeletons buried at his golf courses.

I’m honestly impressed they admitted they were wrong.

He takes this as a compliment.

Why does this thread smell like burnt toast?

Canada and Mexico, I’m sorry. Iran is gonna have to invade. Obviously. Theyre upset that you hate their freedom I think?

At this point I am starting to think there might be evidence of something huge in these files. Like the US involvement with the plans for 9/11 or something.

Oh don’t get me wrong I don’t support this war, or anything we’re doing.

But, I do support Donald Trump’s base fracturing into pieces that can’t agree on anything.

If your enemy makes a mistake, dont interrupt them.

This war is supported by basically nobody but Israel and Hegseth. It’s showing MAGA that trump is not America First, he is Israel first.

Iran is now using tactics that are shutting down airports in the uae, causing shelter in place orders, etc. Thats where a lot of wealthy tech bros are living under some now understood to be ill-assumed safety because fancy stuff for 20 years means stability. (It doesn’t).

I honestly think starting this war is Trump’s actual biggest fuck up, insofar as I do not see there being a way to salvage the cult. Humpty Dumpty has basically fallen off the wall. This won’t be immediate, but this was a massive misstep that I genuinely believe will ultimately lead to his undoing.

All the kings horses and all the kings men will fail to put MAGA back together again.

There is genuinely a prevailing theory which basically asserts that the genes that make us neurodivergent are uniquely human, that neurodivergence doesn’t exist in other species, etc.

Sci show did a little video on it the other day. Better info here than what I know, undoubtedly. Sci show is well vetted content. Im some guy laying in his bed avoiding the start of his day.

https://youtu.be/0mffmUA7d_4

That is not what the title suggested.

Dennis Leary was always a hack.

This was originally a Louis CK bit. He stole the whole joke.

For a pallette cleanser, here’s Greg giraldo humiliating him on TV. RIP.