

I really want Colbert to run for office in character as Colbert from the Colbert Report, as a Republican.


I really want Colbert to run for office in character as Colbert from the Colbert Report, as a Republican.


If the govt were to sell pay per view tickets to Hegseths tribunal we could get the country out of debt.
Folks would have watch parties the world over.


100%
What’s left of his life on camera should be a humiliation ritual. But not the kind he likes.


Between the no war voters and the America first voters and the affordability voters, all he has left is religious crazy voters.
He just lost another chunk of what remains of his base.
Dude is officially the least popular president in American history.


(the nba is basketball)


Fracture, fracture, fracture.
Something tells me all the kings horses and all the kings men will never put MAGA back together again.


Uhhhhhhhhhhh
If you are so against transgender folks being transgender that you’re cool with a stranger confirming children’s gender by taking a peek at their genitals, you are a fucking monster of a human being.


Hope they’re here to work the farms. Food is about to get prohibitively expensive.


It really is amazing out of context like this with everything going on. Not that this is really that bad in any context (infidelity happens. It’s never pretty but it’s just human stuff), but… Thanks for asking. It’s even better isolated.
Surprised I haven’t seen it clipped as a short yet:


One of the interviews I saw with him recently about this issue ended with the interviewer asking “but these people were all consenting, and all adults, right?”
And platner laughed, realizing, yeah no I’m not a pedophile.
"If you’re pre-born, you’re fine; if you’re pre-schooled, you’re fucked. Conservatives don’t give a shit about you until you reach military age. Then they think you are just fine. Just what they’ve been looking for.
Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers."
-George Carlin


Tell it to me from a jail cell you nazi cunt. Hope the cancer takes your tits.


This is why I record all my phone calls.


Democracy dies in darkness indeed.


I wish he went into more detail about the situation with the police seeming to collude with this business owner to harass and intimidate ben. That’s the bigger story.
The legos and sick old man are the hook, but the meat of this situation is a corrupt police department colluding with a local church to protect a corrupt business owner.
Like even if Ben were just a total troll and was in the wrong… These cops have completely fucked themselves if it gets federally investigated. It’s cut and dried federal conspiracy by Utahs statutes. 5 to life per count. Basically a law designed for officials.
The unredacted bodycam stuff is wild.


You didn’t release them if they weren’t alive when you did it…
This title is some gaslit bullshit.
Oh, it’s WaPo.


Pretty sure that guy’s gonna get shit canned for being a liability to the company 🤷♂️


Gimme 9 other guys and OP can tell ya.
Would that not qualify as treason? Did he just admit to intentionally levying a war that is purposely against the American people? Adhering to the enemy, giving them aid?
Asking for a friend.