Well yeah but there are realities in which that ruined the emotionally and they turned to drugs and alcohol and didn’t become the best versions of themselves but there’s other versions where they went on to develop a genetic treatment that helps humans not choke on things like Mac and cheese, winning nobel prizes and changing the world!

Imagine…

Yes…

Wdym it makes no sense? It’s a thin veil to keep his base happy. It makes perfect sense. It’s not different from the no tax in overtime or tips bullshit. Lies to keep his cult disillusioned.

We have a global critical thinking issue that is centralized and metastasizing in the US.

This is a great hobby 😊

If he starts to show signs of dementia you need to show him how to share his location with you guys by default. This hobby sounds like it could make something stressful even more stressful if not prepared.

Thankfully, this hobby would help stave off dimentia if onsetting, as it is highly cognitive and forces an amount of exercise 🙂

Given the physical position of Greenland? Russia.

Obviously Russia.

The punishment for treason is death. Just to be clear.

But yeah I’d prefer every sq ft of his golf courses turned upside down to look for human remains.

I think you need to spend some time practicing your internetting skills.

Probably most of the ones that just lost it due to surging costs which cover this expense.

Should be how every reporter responds to his quips.

Minneapolis intensifies

What an amazing category error to attack Minnesotans in January. What’s next, gonna see if you can out-hunt Mainers through the tail end of winter?

Oh… Oh yeah that’s… That’s not gonna go so well either, huh…

They can’t only not govern, they can’t pick fights.

They tried descending on NC before MN. Fizzled out real quick. Probably saw one too many ar15 barrels.

Absolute clowns.

required to continue working without pay because they are “essential”.

An employer might say this to their employees but it is false. You are not required to work without pay. You can stop working when the payment stops and claim unemployment. You cannot be fired for doing this, either. Not then, and not later for some other trivial thing. It will be super easy to show it’s retaliatory. You can sue for lost wages when this is the case for your separation.

Many reading this are sucked into a fucking doom spiral and will think “yeah, that’ll never work.” You’re unequivocally incorrect. And if it happens at a place of work rather than to an individual, the case is beyond a fucking slam dunk. Just get like 3 of you to contact a law firm for a class action against the employer, then get every employee you can on board. This would be retirement money levels of settlement. No question. It is egregious and indefensible. The US govt will lose that case every time. Employment lawyers win these cases literally every day. One this big is their wettest fucking dream.

Posthumously. Ghislane Maxwell was found guilty of conspiring WITH JEFFERY EPSTEIN to

conspiracy to entice minors to travel to engage in illegal sex acts, conspiracy to transport minors to participate in illegal sex acts, transporting a minor to participate in illegal sex acts, sex trafficking conspiracy, and sex trafficking of a minor.

Source: justice.gov

So while he wasn’t a convicted sex trafficker, per se, he was a convicted sex offender, and his sex trafficking is beyond accusatory, it is on the record. “Known sex trafficker,” or as I said, “Disgraced sex trafficker.”

“an ability to procure young children to sacrifice.”

Next question.

“disgraced financier and accused sex trafficker”

Accused?

Convicted.

Motherfucker plead guilty to solicitation of a minor in 2008.

He is not an accused sex trafficker.

And why the fuck did you lead with finance?

“Disgraced sex trafficking serial rapist, alleged serial murderer and foreign secret intelligence agent Jeffery Epstein…”

Someone at the guardian is for sure in the fucking files.

Perfect plan! Everyone knows 18 to 22 year olds are in no condition to walk a couple miles! This will totally thwart the student vote.

Bitch they walked further home from their last one night stand. And that was in a fairy costume in freezing temps the night after Halloween.

Bitch they got Uber.

Bitch you just gave them a social activity centered around voting.

You literally just got more people to vote.

Hey judge, did you know you are one of the only people that can hold him accountable for having done something “unlawfully,” as you described?

Defund?

No no no.

Abolish?

That’s a start.

Prosecute.

That’s my baseline. Anyone asking for less doesn’t have my vote.

One of very few movies you can do very little to describe without giving away the movies big moment.

Our HR person is an Al and every new hire thinks they’re an AI.