New modular, self-cleaning public bathrooms could soon pop up across the city.
Last time I was in NYC I had a hell of a time finding somewhere to piss. Ended up going to saks 5th avenue. Tried on a $5000 jacket I could never afford when I was there. Great jacket.
Mamdani going for the NIPL-strategy: Noticably Improve People’s Lives
In the US they will more than likely be these: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portland_Loo
My city has a few, they’re generally better than those plastic portable toilets with the blue liquid plus require much less maintenance once installed.
it says self cleaning though
i’m guessing more like these
they’re all over in australia and generally pretty good. i wouldn’t call them clean, but for requiring very little maintenance they’re fricken spotless
This is the socialism they tried to warn us about.
I got to pay for somebody else to go to the bathroom? That’s un-American!
I’m only paying for my poop. That other guy makes way more than me. How is that fair? I can’t be expected to subsidize everyone else’s poop habits.
I’m fucking scared! Of how far we can make this place a utopia!
Saw these in Paris while visiting. Always thought that every major city should have them. Was hella convenient!
Another W for Mamdani.
What?! Is he trying to improve the lives of those that don’t normally have easy bathroom access? How dare he! Government money should be a spent on improving his self image and ego!
Not just those who don’t normally have easy access. It’s a great boon for normal people out and about and tourists. It’s just an easy across the board win that improves literally everyone’s lives.
As a tourist to many large cities… this would be amazing. Nothing worse than being out and away from your hotel and suddenly you have to find a restroom, and there’s none around.
Just a tip, I’ve had a lot of success just walking into a nearby hotel and using their lobby restroom. It probably helps that I’m white and middle aged and I’m comfortable entering a place like I should be there (and I’m usually dressed ‘business casual’).
Yeah pro tip as a white guy you can literally just walk in anywhere if you’re dressed nicely and act like you belong. It’s wild. Also if you say something with enough conviction that’s pretty much all you need to do for people to believe you.
I’d never use my powers for bad but I’ve accidentally wandered into areas there were definitely off limits at like a concert venue or sports arena. It really underlined how distressingly easy it can be to con people.
I don’t even have to dress nicely or business casual. I work in construction. All my t shirts are bright orange, jackets are high vis and ball cap is hi vis orange. I also carry cones in my run of the mill Tundra with a ladder rack. I can go anywhere!
And if you get in trouble just pretend you’re lost.
Absolutely unhinged politicians. You telling me the masses voted this guy in? Unbelievable.
Everybody poops.
Great REM song…wait…
I don’t get it. couldn’t they just beat the homeless people who piss in alleys? or like couldn’t they round them up and send them to work somewhere and provide housing and a bare minimum amount of food? why are my tax dollars being spent on washrooms that I’ll probably find conveniently available a few times in the next year or so?
- avg repub opinion
Just make it illegal to pee, duh!
"Unless, y’know, you’re cute, right?"😘 --MAGA PedoCons
Think of how many yacht bathrooms could’ve been remodeled with that money. Probably just one, maybe, but still.
Conservatives must be losing it trying to figure out whether they should be against public defecation or for it.
isn’t ice deployment considered as such
THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!1;
Remember in the 90s I think, when they tried to put the self cleaning Japanese toilets and monopolize on them?
All fun and games until someone gets stuck in the autowash…

Will ice accept the multipass? Probably not
that’s my second cousin
Damn, your favorite cousin must be something special if Mila comes second!
lol yea my first cousin is director of economics at the european commission - fancy title. honestly only met mila once
I have some important messages for your cousins, can you put me in touch?
We have several types around in larger Helsinki, they are OK. And free. Of course they still require maintenance, but having been in cities that have no public toilets at all, this is simply a Good Thing.
Another commenter was complaining about certain evil extra features, but apparently not all manufacturers do that, case in point above.
How the fuck does a bathroom clean itself
I’ve used these in San Francisco and Colorado Springs. You press a button to open the door, then once inside another button to lock it. You then have up to 5 minutes to do your business before the door will open again iirc. Toilet paper is carefully rationed out and dispensed. Once you are done and leave the door will close behind you and sprayers pop out pretty much everywhere, washing down every single surface. Sometimes the toilet also folds up for a more thorough cleaning of the seat. This means they’re always a little wet inside, but also remarkably clean. SF in particular really impressed me with these, I expected them to be absolutely disgusting and tried my best to avoid them until I had no choice. The US needs public toilets, and assuming the maintenance costs are low enough the self cleaning ones really aren’t as bad as an unattended public toilet sounds on the surface.
https://youtube.com/shorts/A8jmVqSB3fc
Sorry it’s a YouTube short, there are more videos though
Ignorance is bliss
Usually thats your moms job.
Moms rim jobs! $99 Monday specials!
I’m of… a few minds on this.
I’ve used similar units in other cities. When they are well maintained, they are nice. The problem is that you are still dependent on city workers to refill the cleaning fluid and perform maintenance and… they pretty rapidly become essentially just any old portapotty.
With one key difference. They also tend to have lots of “anti-loitering” tech. So if you are prairie dogging it, you are fine. If you “kind of have to go” and would rather go now than risk needing to go four blocks later when you aren’t near a toilet? You get “warning” flashing lights and the like and, in some models, a canned speaker alert. Not a huge issue to deal with if you are actually on the toilet but…
It still fulfills the actual goal of removing public toilets. Hurting unhoused people. Because it means they aren’t a place to shelter on the REALLY bad nights (“oh, but it is really all about stopping those disgusting monsters from shooting up!”) while also actively discouraging basic hygiene. Giving yourself a quick sponge bath with a sink and paper towels goes a long way but “good people” hate the idea of that so better add deterrents…
And, on a more selfish note: If you’ve ever queued up outside a restroom only to see the door lock for 30-360 seconds after the person you were waiting for gets out… yeah.
So yeah. As a privileged upper middle class person? This is great for me. And… that is all the vast majority of people need to feel good about themselves.
You’re saying they shouldn’t spend money on this? What alternative would you propose? In my mind this seems to fall pretty squarely in the good column.
I was hoping to read more about the self cleaning process, but it sounds like it’s just an antibacterial spray down after every use. I wonder what happens when there are physical items left about. Toilet paper on the floor, syringes left behind, etc. How do you keep the seat from being wet every time someone goes in? If they aren’t hooked up to water and sewer lines, how frequently are they manually maintained? I’m not saying this isn’t a good thing, just that I have a lot of questions that aren’t answered in the article.
Edit: speech to text fucked my shit up
In Japan there are public self cleaning toilets and people paid to go between all of the toilets to regularly clean them/restock them as needed.
Of course with Japan’s culture of being clean in general it wont be nearly as bad as in the US but I’m sure something similar could easily work here.
They had one of these a while back in Seattle. They were constantly dirty/gross OR someone would go in there for an extended period of time - basically rendering them useless. It is better to have bathrooms with an attendant.
If they end up being disgusting, it will become an easy image to use to attack Mamdani
Next: suicide booths
MAKIBG PEOPLE’S LIVES BETTER?!?!?!
DEPORT THIS MAN NOW!!!
That’s not how we do things here…
Love to see leaders helping the people!
Wait. NYC doesn’t have those already?
You think the subway is self-cleaning?
I’m accustomed to BART’s higher passenger to fentanyl-turd ratio.
But BART has them fancy new turnstiles
For me to poop on.

There are currently 7 in all of NYC:
https://portal.311.nyc.gov/article/?kanumber=KA-02226
https://www.thecity.nyc/2022/03/29/nyc-promised-public-bathrooms-still-waiting/













