Kids get a free cookie, I don’t see why not.

Excuse me? Sixty MILLIMETERS!!!

Woke fuckin metric bullshit in my military???

Theres a game of chicken going on. Try to hold out until the illegal tariffs are refunded so you dont lose customers.

Name another place to but a radio besides amazon

Who mows that grass, and why?

Slammed your mom

Who turns off the computer?

They failed to locate any functioning brain tissue

Free venue for queer weddings

We discovered that the toilets were too small for your mom, we need another $20m for custom gold your mom size giant toilets

Drinking tomatoes

Mom is gonna be pissed

Dunno. Following up on this, your mom.

Your mom.

I’m embarrassed AND ashamed right now!

I can’t even

Alligator has to be really close

I just watched this episode of DS9

Treason #8,653 to be clear

Is this terrorism?