Trump’s name has also been affixed to a planned class of Navy ships, a visa program, a government-run prescription drug website and federal savings accounts for children.
I don’t want to fly into Rapist international
Rapists don’t ask for permission
It’s going to be weird for travelers to tell people to meet them at the “Fascist Cunt Airfield”.
He’s getting so erased after he dies.
Everything that he’s tagged is getting scrubbed off.
I hope you’re right, but that’s the land of true believers there
We all have some optimism because there doesn’t appear to be anyone who can be the new personality cult leader but another possibility is they fall all over themselves to declare a martyr. If little Marco can never be a cult leader on his own, perhaps he can become the biggest fan
Please do it while he’s alive so he can see how much people hate him.
We need to do what we should have after the civil war. Lessons need to be had.
Back in high school, I learned about the shit the South kept doing after the war during Reconstruction.
“Sooo why didn’t the North punish the South for being assholes?”
“The South was already destroyed. There was nothing left to punish.”
“They sure are causing a lot of trouble for a place that’s completely destroyed.”
IIRC a big problem was that Andrew Johnson was softer on the former confederacy than Lincoln was. Unfortunately thanks to John Wilkes Booth, Johnson became president and he didn’t follow through with Lincoln’s plans or wishes for the former confederate states.
Not good enough. Everything needs to be branded as “Trump is a pedophile.”
Sweeping it under the rug means in 10 years Trump will be labeled the Great Jesus of Republicans.
“Trump Epstein memorial airport
I live in hope that his name is applied to one particular institution, poetic justice if any justice is to be served…
The Donald J. Trump Orange County Jail, Florida.
Its either that or anything that has his name on it will forever deal with cleaning human shit off of it
I’d fling poo at Mar a Lago
They’ll probably lace it in tacky fake gold, just like every other place he goes near. So. Fucking. Tacky. This fucking dumbshit is an egotistical maniac.
The Pedoport
If you don’t want to fly there, Ft. Lauderdale and Miami Intl. don’t bear the pedo’s name.
It is 2029. You wake up and rush to turn on your gold Trump TV with its gold remote to hear the mandatory Trump Two Minute Hate. Something about Biden again even though he’s been dead for 2 years now. At least it’s not about the trans immigrants at the Trump-Mexico border. You wait obediently for the tirade to end and swallow your RFK Jr.-approved Trump beef supplements. You grab your gold Trump phone and get in your gold Trump truck that only takes Trump leaded diesel at $9 a gallon and gets 10 MPG. You watch the obligatory display ad (Trump Credit - new low 51% APR!) before you are allowed to start. You take the Trump expressway, the one with the tolls every five miles, because you’re running late to your job at the Trump Department of Trump. When you arrive, the Trump TV is already on. In fact it’s always on, it’s illegal for any government office not to have a Trump TV on. You are immediately assaulted with a close up of Trump’s drooling, age-spot riddled strokeface as an interpreter gleefully translates his spastic gurgles as an announcement of his intention to add a Trump dome (gold, of course) to the Trump wing of the Trump House, and also there may be a slight six month delay in pay to Department of Trump employees due to budget restructuring. OK, then. So today’s the day.You go to your gold desk, open the gold drawer, pull out your gold Trump gun, load the gold bullets and put it to your Trump temple. After a moment’s hesitation, you pull the trigger, but the gun jams. Then you remember, it’s Trump gold. You put your head down on the desk and weep, even as your coworkers rise for the 9 A.M. Trump of Allegiance.
Wow and I never thought I’d read anything that made me more uncomfortable than 1984. If this is the future I’m out.
You don’t get to be out – the gun jammed, remember?
You’re my least favorite writer.
I deserved that. 😢
Reminds me of Türkmenbaşy. Grandious narcisisim disguised as politics.
Naww… the Trump-a-screen can’t be turned off and it’s always watching everything you do.
I hopefully doubt he’ll live much longer.
I go back and forth between “look at this demented, greasy fuck, he’ll be dead in a year” and “he’s going to rot forever but never die because evil endures”
They will just prop up an AI version and we can all wonder if he is alive or dead. Maga will continue to believe he is alive while we all suffer.
Is it going to be the same AI version that literally shit all over Americans while wearing a crown?
… Yet
Soon every airport will be Trump Airport and every city will be Trump City
What if you don’t want to fly to Florida at all?
Headline is missing one word at the end: “Dies”
Stupidest. Timeline.
“Donald J. Trump International Airport”
Nah. Definitely not scamming people out of taxpayer money. Not Honest Don™©®. Honest Don™©® would never trademark a name and then have a state use that name on an airport so that he can collect royalties for the use of that name. Not Honest Don™©®
Why not just call it Greased Palm Beach
Pedo beach
Floridaman International Pedoport.
So we can call him stupid pedo asshole, then after that we can call the airport like “cool flying machine airport”
I already planned on avoid Florida in general, but I will never fly in or out of an airport with his name.
I’m going to avoid the United States of Trumpistan altogether until they return to some semblance of sanity. I’m not optimistic that will happen in my lifetime.
FDT airport?
The Hairy Palm Airport
Tiny palm* I seriously doubt he’s ever serviced himself. That’s what he used those kids for
