That’s it! WTF! Give that money back asshole! My local school can’t even feed the kids and I donate pencils. And healthcare, that can fund healthcare!

Her this clown out of here!

You know what? I think I got it! So no nailing anyone to other things! That would make me happy for sure!

Sounds about right. Its a stupid book with great ideas on how to be good to each other mostly.

Peter, Johnson. Who else? Secretary of The Fence? Mikeoak Salk? Hey! Is Mike here? Mikeoak! Salk Mikeoak?

What?? Sorry, the penises are blocking my view. Just too many penises. I hope its not an article trying to say something about how smart people who don’t have a sea of penises before them are. Yeah, just way too many penises. Some would say “totally not conservative”.

Shit! What happened to Stephen Colbert! He looks old in that picture! Like he went into an Indiana Jones adventure and a creature sucked the life out of him!

C’mon! Why won’t you repent!

Also did you guys notice that they either picked the shortest people or maybe teenaged enlistees? Or maybe they all come from poor working families so ended up with some vitamin deficiency. Either way, its like the asshole has control over an army of shorter people. He stands there with one arm in his pocket like an idiot. I was told by my dad to never stand next to working people with hands in my pockets. Come to think about it, there’s no good reason to have your hands in your pockets unless you’re getting your keys. You gotta be ready to help others or at least to arrest a fall. Worst is while coming down the stairs because you’ll be eating the stair steps if your hands are busy in your pockets.

Its a great up. My heroes. You guys let me know when the dust settles.

Its only when imaginary flying men get involved.

Every asshole in the planet wears those shoes. Have you noticed that?

My wife said no to all this.

No, no, the Linux USB stick can be inserted before you turn it off. That way windows knows what’s coming. Maybe leave it in there and go to their page to ask “how do you boot from Linux USB” microslop loves that.

The Chinese just used India ink? LOL. I love this historical made up fact.

$7.99? Are you out of your mind?

Yes, but that’s for ruzzians. You wouldn’t want graphite powder floating in the space capsule! Would you?

Ball pens that work upside down!

I remember that one:

And two bags of fuel so you can refuel on your way to Mexico!