He isn’t afraid of parasites either. Pretty sure putting the worm in control would be an improvement
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4877736/
Who knew this was a documentary. .
I found it really weird that that show was cancelled, by the way. I remember a lot of people speculating that it seemed very strange that something seemingly popular was cancelled so quickly.
I don’t remember a whole lot, but I seem to recall it had a fair bit of bothsiderist aspect. Even so, we know what snowflakes the rightwing can be.
The guy who got brain worms by eating roadkill isn’t afraid of germs?!? No way.
I’m just imagining Bobby on his knees, snorting a rail off a shit smeared toilet seat, all while a perfectly clean countertop is literally right next to him. Kind of easy to imagine, considering what a fucking dumbass this guy is.
Also, whose got enough money for coke but not a small mirror, or a CD case, or a shiny book cover, or… Shit I’m telling in myself aren’t I?
At least I never did it off a fucking toilet seat! Eww dude!
Bobby the type of mother fucker to not wash his hands after using the bathroom. Nasty bitch.
Has someone accused him of being a germophobe? Was that ever in question? We already knew we swims in sewage and picks up roadkill for dinner.
Don’t shit on roadkill as an easy protein and have eaten it many times when I’ve hit the animal myself or witnessed it get hit. Tastes fine. The vehicle truck side is usually inedible due to the heavy bruising.
With all that being said, I’ve never staged a dead animal to look a certain way ever.
After all this bullshit ends, I really hope that we get a few decades of peace and prosperity. This is so very tiresome.
Glad the dude swimming in sewage run off, doing cocaine from toilet seats, and had a parasitic brain worm is in charge of our health
I miss the days when satire was fake
This guy does not believe in germ theory, he believes in TERRAIN Theory. So of coarse he is not scared of germs.
According to terrain theory, germs don’t cause disease – it’s your body’s failure to maintain internal purity. If you’re healthy enough, pathogens can’t hurt you.
https://sciencebasedmedicine.org/your-terrain-your-fault-germ-theory-denial-2025/
Hey! As an aside - “of coarse” is incorrect, you’re looking for “of course” :)
“Coarse” refers to the size of particulates like how big each piece of sand is. Coarse is larger bits of sand, making it rougher.
Good thing I ate all that dirt as a child, got my body terrain boosted early!
I really did think this was an onion headline at first. This is a better anti-drug PSA than anything DARE did, since this guy clearly has stimulant abuse-induced brain damage.
This dude’s on auto-pilot. The brainworm took the helm.
Maybe the real brainworms was the cocaine we snorted along the way
He still does, but he used to too.
Mitch Hedberg has entered the chat
The thing about germs is that they can’t smell your fear. They harm indiscriminately.
Fascists think germs harm the weak, who should die to purify the gene pool, and not the genetically superior and strong. And fascists always think they are among the superior, strong ones. Everything this administration does makes sense if you assume fascist eugenics are behind it.
Too bad most of them have to wear swim shirts at the beach.
Y’know, i feel like if anything it would be the other way around; the wealthy who live in bubbles don’t get exposed to jack shit and die from a stiff breeze
Some germs hate acid, some germs hate bleach. Blox kills indiscriminately! https://youtu.be/pJztwXaho00
Toilet seats are pretty clean, though. Compared to door knobs or light switches. Butts are gross, sure, but also pretty regularly cleaned. And I’m sure these toilet seats didn’t have urine or feces visibly all over them…the dude is depraved but even the most base of party girls like RFK have a limit.
Deport RFK
Well at least he isn’t a drag queen
