Nah, the proper way is mutual face sniffing.

Source: i do that with cats, they’re usually taken aback at first but sniff back

Also probably way more salt than a cat should really have, sausages are (usually) loaded with the stuff to not, y’know, kill you with bacteria.

Not really seeing the damage here? If you don’t want it spread absolutely fucking everywhere, why put it in a resume?

Lemme just pull out my wallet and give my landlord contentment, I’m sure they’ll understand given my pay damn sure ain’t keeping up with inflation.

I, too, would like to get my shit together 😶

Such a good song. Kind of fucked up to listen to on a morning commute tho xD

Well, if its toner related, wash it off your skin with cold water, unless you like being dyed for an extended period of time.

You mentioned it, and have thus cursed yourself to more printer troubles.

5. Just the slightest bit goofy

I legit have a playlist called GSD (Get Shit Done).

I never got around to filling it up with songs 🙃

Probably other brits…

Excellent specimen of floof, wonderful ear tufts and boopable snoot!

Couldnt find that one on the post, but im guessing its the Deli Ham thing? I used to unwrap those monstrosities, had some regular weirdo who wouldn’t get it if it was too dark pink, like its not a reconstituted amalgamation of several pigs and the cheapest thing they’re legally allowed to still call Meat

You have been given a cat. Please do not resist.

Ideally, approximately 6 feet of dirt, once they’re down there.

Y’know, funny thing about masks like that, they’re real absorbent and don’t block much other than visibility and direct skin contact. Bet they’d be ripping then off real fast if they smelled something bad enough to puke.

Nah, its a good look for you.

Calf/thigh/foot cramp: ACTIVATE

I think its an outdated concept to allow time for communication to reach all forces? Doesn’t really work in the modern world.

Ive only impulsively driven 100+ miles for food once twice three times!