It really does look like the perfect height to have a cat next to your desk, just high enough to reach down and pet them

I dunno, i think the current congress is stupid enough to think breaking up california is a win for the republican party

Guard? Yeah that shit doesn’t even stay powered on for more than like a week a month lol

Keep in mind that as cool as it may be and as good as it may work for others, its entirely possible one of your cats will freak the fuck out about it and go piss on your belongings instead.

What, you werent born on Mapril 0, 1901?

Reddit, “Tequila-Mockingbird”

These people are incapable of being shamed, and will continue to not care.

I dont know and i actuallu like cooking. I also don’t have a routine of consistently eating meals at a set time. Dinner can be anywhere from 4PM to midnight. Or never. Or gorging on snacks for the entire evening and hating myself.

Right? If any group would know and understand that polygraphs are bullshit, it’s fucking FBI employeees

Nah, the proper way is mutual face sniffing.

Source: i do that with cats, they’re usually taken aback at first but sniff back

Also probably way more salt than a cat should really have, sausages are (usually) loaded with the stuff to not, y’know, kill you with bacteria.

Not really seeing the damage here? If you don’t want it spread absolutely fucking everywhere, why put it in a resume?

Lemme just pull out my wallet and give my landlord contentment, I’m sure they’ll understand given my pay damn sure ain’t keeping up with inflation.

I, too, would like to get my shit together 😶

Such a good song. Kind of fucked up to listen to on a morning commute tho xD

Well, if its toner related, wash it off your skin with cold water, unless you like being dyed for an extended period of time.

You mentioned it, and have thus cursed yourself to more printer troubles.

5. Just the slightest bit goofy

I legit have a playlist called GSD (Get Shit Done).

I never got around to filling it up with songs 🙃

Probably other brits…