At least we can use apostrophes.

Do crime.

*yin

They didn’t even have to lie:

“I put my slipper on my cat’s head and now he is the pope” is still funny.

Just rename it Jump. It doesn’t have to make sense, it’ll still be an improvement.

“you want your fuckin’ cat tax? HERE’S your fuckin’ cat tax!”

It’s cute that you think that still matters.

Signal phone OS when?

Well she did marry Charlie Kirk…

* mock you

Be sure to throw in one It’s Not Unusual in the middle.

Most American take on the story ever!

Did the hub have mains power?

Things that don’t require effort:

Not putting up passive aggressive signs in the office about how you wish your coworkers would do your work for you.

http://howtocenterincss.com/

I always view the source of websites like this and this is one of the worst I’ve seen. 217 lines of code (including inline Javascript?!) and a Google tag for some reason, all to put the word YES in green on black.

I fail to see how the low IQ guy makes sense here. Maybe if it was “all smart devices are bad” which would be dumb.

“Be overwhelmed by the one thing you can’t stop overthinking and not doing”

“Be bored because there’s nothing else to hyper fixate on”

these these

Tetravex meets 2048