Today is the day I saw Missy Elliot on the same list as Anne Frank lol

Maybe if the democrats had given 50% of the populace something they considered worth turning up to vote for they wouldn’t have stayed at home.

Neanderthals wanted to live forever and now we have bigfoot.

It really does read like a combination of vagina and penis though.

Something like Open Pages would be more descriptive.

Don’t worry, it’s back. Those things refuse to die.

“Why clean the house unless you’re expecting visitors?”

SO YOU HAVE A CLEAN HOUSE BITCH WHAT THE FUCK?!

“ooh look at me I want to eat dry toast”

Yo, don’t move, there’s something on your head…

My latest is Help I Sexed My Boss, an agony aunt style write in show with two male hosts from entirely opposite walks of life who no one believes are friends irl.

Wednesday!

And the moral of the story is “don’t trust your friends”…

Or just save it to one of those 16tb hard drives we have nowadays. They can’t remove it from your own collection either way.

Forget the neuralyzer, use the time machine from Men in Black 3, go right back to 2000 and rip every single one of those hanging chads off of the ballot papers!

Thankfully not and the party that wanted to is the blue one that lost massively in July.

How the Swedish parliament would look is how the current British government does look. For exactly this reason.

For OP’s needs they are fine though.

Just sayin’

And cost 10 times as much.

Can’t he transfer to a campus without bars on the windows?

Reddit federation would not happen before Steve Huffman’s exit from the company, and given that he is solely responsible for the changes that made Reddit unusable to many, I’d actually encourage federation given that after that happened, Reddit would become just another instance with no API control or ability to affect the goings on of any other part of the ecosystem of apps, servers, communities or even the Lemmy codebase.