“Do we like this?”
That’s the biggest cant-think-for-myself red flag I’ve ever heard.
You mean this AI generated slop? No, can’t say I care for it. Even if it were real, no handles on the smaller oven doors, fire hazard oil painting (that would be FILTHY the first time you boiled a sauce/soup) over a gas stove, no vent hood or overhead light… no thank you.
Clearly, the painting has special meaning to the owner and significance to the location. It’s likely made of heat-resistant material, and…
Oh, who are we kidding. It’s the same width as the stove and is matchy-match blue.
An overly tidy house is often a sign of imbalance, ahem. 😜
Says the person who is on lemmy + db0
(Not meant to be mean)
What does a cronically untidy house say, oh wise one?
depression
Could be ADHD or anxiety too. Possibly OCD as well.
I guess my point is that ‘mental illness’ is more succinct.
what kind of imbalance do you mean?
What an odd sur name. I wanna change mine to an object too. Something like Jon housekey, Jim doorknob, Tommy tailgate, Thomas teriyaki beef jerky??
Jimmy Guncock
Richard Vibrator
Morgan Tittysprinkles
I didn’t mind it until I saw the painting and now I’m just scared of it!
Yeah, I was going to ackchyually them about that range then I noticed the painting.
Same here. But I had to read the comments to figure that out, I was too fixated on the stove.
Oh sure, hang an oil painting right above a woodstove. What could go wrong?
Sadly that’s not a woodstove, that would be too good.
That’s probably an Aga style stove. Those are mostly made with cast-iron and use radiant heat to cook. Each oven ‘compartent’ has a diffrent function (eg. top left is warming, bottom left is for roasting and a big one for baking). They work kinda like a masonry heater. And are meant to be always on.
Arent they supposed to also double as heating the house, or at least the main room?
Can’t wait for the addition of spaghetti sauce splatters. And the house fire.
They’ll have a unique Pollock inspired piece in no time.
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Now THAT’s oil painting !
Surely everyone understands a real painting can’t take the heat.
It’s obviously an OLED TV.
These Samsung wallpaper tvs have gotten really realistic
Maybe they just hate the painting and want to cover it in oil, smoke, food, and fire
Forget them hanging a picture above their stove. What’s worse is that they didn’t even centre it.
Like vertically?
Horizontally. The picture is not perfectly centred above the stove. Needs to be moved a little bit to the right.
Ooo maybe it is, though i feel like camera perspective can do weird things, depending on how this was shot
I don’t think the perspective matters that much because that black rim at the back is at roughly the same depth as the picture so you only have to compare it to that. Only your red lines matter and they prove, that there’s a bit of space to the right while there isn’t to the left.
Yeah you’re right. I would also be lying if I said I’d hung a picture more precisely than this. But that’s a different argument.
I guess AI doesn’t concern itself with practicality. What’s up with the weird shaped spoons and spoonhandles?
Do you not cook?
Spatula come in a huge variety of shapes for different purposes.
I should get some spoons with speed holes
Speed holes for spankin’
Now that’s a paddlin
These are super useful if you hate soup.
They’re amazing for cooking soup! How do you stir??
With this, why do you ask?
Yes officer, this comment right here
Looks like I stirred some shit with my comment.
Please don’t do that with an electric whisk! At least, not in my house.
I don’t understand the problem here. I don’t really cook, but I bet this adds a really nice texture and creates a really homogeneous soup.
If you want a homogenous soup use
And what if you dont want a homogenous soup, but one with nice big chunks of potatoe, carrots or whatever?
Listen maybe some people can’t afford both kitchen appliances. Obviously you’re gonna lick the one you make make whipped cream with. Obviously.
The holes in the ones in the picture are not like those in a risotto spoon. And those shapes are rather exotic, even when you ignore all the perforations. It’s an abstract expressionist’s interpretation of cooking utensils.
It’s AI slop.
Definitely nobody has ever used a frying pan on this stove.
